Sensual Sex From East Coast to Midwest

Principal Sex

2011-08-27T06:29:00.001-05:00

The principal has been around, ive dropped him, picked him up again, aside from the hot body though, normally he is a guy id dispose of rather quickly as some of his skills are rather "eh" to my standard of sex........ But here is the thing, the Principal, provides me (and I as well to him, proof of the really humiliating way he was begging me back) with something I haven't gotten so pitch perfect, from much better lovers, and is not for everybody: A PRETTY BY THE BOOK DOM/SUB SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP

Yep, he calls me his Sub, his good little Slave (Master/daddy for him) yes he orders me around in bed, or should I say, floor?, makes me detail for him how good or bad i'll be, he threatens and spank me if I dont comply, He is rough, he talks rough, he does things instinctively that are ....WRONG and yet OF IMMENSE comfort to me, we've never talked about it until fairly recently, but essentially that's the only sex we will have, occasionally he'll treat me to ....his friend, just to service me, eat me while im restrained and then watch us, the catch is that I get blindfolded too!. Please miss me with political correctness moral judgy shit cause guess what? Idganytypesofflyingfucks, yes he is white, im brown, he is 10+years older than me, he signed a moral code in and out the office for work.... And nope, no fucks are given

Is awesome, we think its working cause we are the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of our sex personas outside (I'm all "Go" do it alone person, he is the nice cool youngish looking Principal) and actually after sex he is back to easy going, actually, sounding board, advice giving, nice guy, i go back to cursing like a sailor and taking my clothes off when and how i want, while ive explored this before to a point he never has, this is making for some fun but also a lot of unexpected attachment on his part, that is going to suck for him at the end cause I DO/WILL SEE OTHER PEOPLE, while he not only doesnt but has expressly forbidden me to do so.......like I said, itll suck for my hard bodied Principal, but is SUCH a release! (another thing that restores our power dynamics is I can always decline stuff see: mff, and....um for all intents and purposes he only climaxes in a way that....ok fine I basically peg him, there!)

Reviewing: Beginner's Wireless Vibrating Plug

2011-07-06T22:42:00.004-05:00

The good Folks at The Adult Toy Shoppe sent my way a request to try out their wares and try I have!

The first item I received was their Beginner's Wireless Vibrating Plug find it here, http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/anal-sex-toys/vibrating-anal-toys/

Priced at $25.99 i found it to be not bad at all as a start up toy it also came with pretty generous samples of toy cleaner and a very nice silky lube BOTH totally required if you intend to use this baby with ease and comfort and why not, share! ( more on this later)

A few things I loved about this one;

Color: not great from the picture but Purple!, and Hello! I love purple!

Manageability: I've had anal toys before but there are cables etc or NO Vibration, so this was awesome!(the vibe is inserted inside the silicone toy)

Size and Shape: Awesome and Awesome! this one is Ideal for people starting to dabble into anal play and also why not for men that enjoy a bit of anal play with their oral sex (... remind me to tell you about The Principal!) , is not huge but it provides a nice stimulus and it vibes mmmm! also because of the corkscrew shape, insertion is a cinch!

As all toy I expect that you shall thoroughly clean up or use condoms on this one but either way I foud it to be a Good addition to The Drawer.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

2011-05-24T09:52:00.001-05:00

Me, the Sex Goddess who the eff did ya think?

Anyways friends, how you've been? I've been busy, work, life but that has its blog and place, my thing is that I'm feeling the itch to be decent to by his blig, so I want to bank more than a few posts, so I was wondering starting end of this month, what do you want?

My salacious ass stories? (boy do I have stories)

Research & my take on it?

Positions, tips and suggestions?

Pontificating to the masses about getting with the program? ROTFL You know I'm bossy but is out of love and concern!

Readers questions? Advice (names will be changed) oh we can do that, my outsiders, sex positive advice, I promise not to be a dick, you comment or you can email me here with ALL your queries, suggestions, questions, troubles and I'll do my best

Quciferskittles@gmail.com

Kisses!

Horror Sex Stories: Go on let loose!

2009-10-07T06:53:00.000-05:00

I'll share But you gotta share too! LOL

OK I've had strange requests and situations in my short life: From guys wanting to be pegged and humiliated, cheated on with a SPECIFIC type of guy, threesome offers, girls asking if I would, people kidnapping my underwear, trying to lick my nose?? (wtf) wear xyz, a particular color, cuffs or whips , lots of perfume, no perfume, heels to bed, bend this or that way, call me from work, step on me etc etc etc so not much fazes me then again I'm a garden variety voyeur/exhibitionist, big submissive, I Like weird body parts (like I'm ear obsessed, and I like asses in men a Little too much) so I'm not one to look down upon things:

That said, I've had 2 sex encounters and 2 near sex ones that rank a top of the WORST THINGS IN LIFE! The two near misses were a Frenchman who was a terrible kisser (Like epic disgustingly BAD and had a small microdick.. I can't work with both things and No he didn't even have to get naked for this to be determined), A white guy that had a mixed race daughter (he was older but good looking) he kept asking very disturbing questions and bringing his teenage daughter way way often,I pumped the breaks and told him to mind his psychological help if he was this horny around his child

A) The Beef Brocoli story: (don't read while eating) This is why I don't do certain items of the Chinese Menu, shit this made me really put the last nail on the red meat coffin... So me and my Ex husband had just started dating and I was Very young but I've always been pretty perverse even then probably like the 3rd guy I've ever slept with, I want things by the fistful so I tell him on our way to dinner: "I want to Swallow tonight for the first time!" ... yeah just like that I decide that I want to and *poof Make it happen!*

He wants to turn around the car and go home, I say No no Let's make it a slow burn, after dinner, no rush! (This came back to haunt me) so I order the usual fried rice, some chicken, whatever, He gets Beef Broccoli... Fast forward to 2- 3 hours later we are getting it on and all the good stuff and then BAM! he comes I want to put in practice all my research (true fact Most of what I now know about sex I've known in rich gory detailed theory since I was in my mid teens, my parents didn't censor our reading and my mom is a Medical doctor.. Journals Galore) ....He Comes.... and THAT SHIT TASTED LIKE SALTIER BEEF AND BROCCOLI!!!! YUCK after reading up on this I fucking find out that since it's protein based it'll get saltier and worse tasting the more red meat you eat, in fact is infused with whatever you eat so I have also found out both in theory and practice that Vegetarians taste Much much better, milder, cause let's face it, semen is an acquired taste. Take this as advice dudes, if you have a shot in hell of making your girl embrace it and like it Fruit juices (particularly Pineapple) and more veggies to your diet is the only way to go, cut the red meat intake a bit before hand! shit, help your own cause! (FYI ladies no matter how much it seems it's at most 2 tablespoons full, read up on it!)

Needless to say I Never have that combo ever!

B) The Sniffer: Now I've had some nutjobs grace me with their presence before but this one didn't even give me a hint as to how bad it'd get: cause for some reason I equated "Mild mannered, older" with safe and boring Boy was I wrong.. I think that it was just one of my weirdest times, no I didn't get up and put my clothes on and left BUT in spite of the good eating skills, nice size and overall skill set I Never called him back and trust me, he tried for a.longgg. ass.time. It was just too effing weird!

But picture this someone is having nice normal foreplay with you.. then from giving head moves on to eating ass... nice... then... wants to smell you, I mean smell your actual butthole, smell and lick between your toes but mostly smell ( huh? ) I assure you is unsettling as hell! then Trust me that I asked what was his deal he said that he just "liked my scent" and to just relax.. more foreplay goes on nicely he is making his way up and what not and: Damn It if this fool didn't park himself to smell and Lick my fucking armpit??!??!?!?

WTF

so yeah those are two of mine, give me yours LOL

Revising My Threesome stance: My first time

2009-10-02T02:00:00.001-05:00

Hopefully not the last, a few or the lady readers know about this since Is copied from my personal shenanigans but here goes to othing my rare story time share-out

So I went and hung out with this guy I had been messing with for a while, which was stunning to look at if a bit toolish and clingy over on thanksgiving break, a Friday , for a little bit, none too invasive, but to meet the cousin, assess the situation, went out for a little bit, came back home, you see he had suggested a couple times that since I was so Into the idea but only wanted MFM (Yep That's all for me! Thannnkkkssss), that was a body we could use for the deed

And the cousin was cute and super shy and laid back and he was gushing something awful about "her accent" and "she is so cute and sexy" like "she" wasn't there... Lol then he was asking if I knew Spanish

Duh! Of course mijo, are you crazy??! would I pull that stunt with my crazy Family?!? We just laughed it up for a while and talked about his crazy cousin ... he was too shy for me, but I thought then that he'd be good for this particular set of needs, you know, not pushy and all , then #1 walked me to my car, at that point I told him: If this happens: Condoms, no DP, and he DEFINITELY was not to get the ass without proper preparation! (homeboy is , um, HUGE), he giggled and kissed my neck!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Saturday afternoon he stated calling me and asking what was I up to and such, and I said nothing but sleeping, he asked me if I wanted to come by and have me some fun with him, since I figure the cousin was too chicken to go thru, (I mean SUCH A SWEET NATURED BOY)with it and we just chilled the previous afternoon I thought nothing of it, he said to go ahead and eat since I'd need my energy but he makes all sorts of idle and crazy threats and shit, so anyways , I put on some cute shit, cause it's kind of warm again.

I got there and the door was opened again, #1 was watching tv and right behind comes cousin, this time he hugs me hello, well, next thing you know I'm sitting on his lap and he is being all molesty right in front of his cousin, and doing some lethal neck kissing and such, at which point we took it to his bedroom, cause AGAIN his cousin his just looking shiny eyed and shit but keeping his distance (no I was NOT wearing undies so the cousin is getting full view)

SO yeah Me and him, going at it all sorts of crazy, some face sitting and yummy shit pops off and then after my nth orgasm (cause I stay on that multiple orgasm after a few minutes of face time) he just asks me if I'm down for it, since his cousin was asking all sorts of mess previously...... I told him: It's now or never!!!

WHOOMP WHOOMP!!!

He picked my butt up and promptly took me to his cousin's bedroom across the hall, where some kissing and such ensued (he mumbled something about us having clearly a good time, he was watching a pretty decent movie and such) as we were making out I said that his shyness was remarkably melting away... but he still was not all hard enough to my tastes, I told him to relax and instead help ME continue getting my sexy self off, which he promptly did... very well I might add

My host for the evening came back I don't know how many minutes claiming jealousy, and such it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good ya'll I cannot even possibly even explain it to you, there was a lot of shit talking back and forth from me both of us while cousin contented himself with making sexy noises, and saying "Oh Shit oh Shit you are so sexy" repeatedly, boys did not come in any kind of close contact and because he was still all sorts of discombobulated he kept stepping out of the room and rubbing me all sorts of the right ways while my main aggressor did his thing... It was really hot ... fuck

The whole time I was yelling inside my head WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOO GO QQ Yay YOU! This is Bad Ass and so not the rotisserie chicken of love you thought it could be... let me tell you! when I got tired and I told em to take it easy, easy became total full on body worship, boobs and necks, arms restrained while I got some more face time down below, and because I'm some kind of crazy jackass I happily said the word BITE ME... UGh! I'm too much for myself! Bite they did, Not so much my back, but my inner thighs.... lets just say leggings and hosiery and pants were De rigueur that week

Such a damned sensory smorgasbord!, I don't know how many condoms did we all go through, nor how much kissing,licking, biting and sucking ensued.... this was only THE most highly deliciously inappropriate fun I've ever had the pleasure of partaking in .... Let me tell you... every girl should be worshiped so completely this way at least once in her damned life, Too damned freaking good!, my legs, my back, my ass, my ears..everything got something done to it..... *swoon*

Eventually I whispered to #1 to take me back to his bedroom when his cousin got tired, and he did I also told him that his cousin had the better bed but he definitely had the better set of skills, he just giggled and told me that we won't tell him that, to which OF COURSE I agreed! he came again, he went to take a shower, then I went for shower time both of them opened the curtain to check up on me *gigglefest* after which my host and I laid in bed hugging up and playing, I said I was going home but I'd go say bye to his cousin... Only when I went there that boy Trampled me again!, so good.....

Hilarity! I don't think all my clothes even came off LOL, I walked him to the shower, came out the bathroom, then wee made out some more in the kitchen and tried to start some mess, but basically I told him that we were not unless I was to give last rites to my twat.. .Real Talk, I could be quiet for the rest of my life (PPSHHH I'm ridiculous , I say that Now but we KNOW I don't mean that shit AT ALL and that in another week I'll be craving more more more!)

IF I don't ever see those boys again as far as I'm concerned they fulfilled their purpose in life ....I'm so serious when I tell you I had much more fun any woman should, and that I literally had my baby toes and everywhere else in between properly tended to.... yuuuuuummmmmmm... I think I also lost the rights to complain of any man famine I might go through in the future and that I also have a default fall back masturbatory fantasy to go into henceforth

eventually our thing went sour when he went extra clingy, needy and crazy with the calls CONSTANTLY BUT he did something great in life, not to mention on some other occasion necked me within an inch of my life, during lunch, in my car with the windows ope... then gave me head and other molestations...it was a shame he had such a crappy maturity level/attachment B.S!

Hence i think if it's all safe, talked about or with people who get your vibe, possibly one more laid back, one aggressive party and is CASUAL (god forbid you get a real relationship into This conundrum, unless you are happy open polys who alo wing for shits ad giggles) then it should be super fun for everyone, a fullfilling, spicy awesome experience for all involved

Purity Quiz!

2009-09-27T23:43:00.001-05:00

Are you a sexual prude or a full-blown hedonist? Or somewhere in between? You can quickly find out by taking the Purity Test. The lower your score, between 1 and 99, the less pure you are. What's more, you'll be able to share your score with friends, plus coax them to take the test, so you can discover who the true crazy of the group is.

Check all for which your answer is "yes" add up your score, reply in the comments (and again as always if something you read tickles your fancy or merits discussion or is not in the side search,bring that up and I'll work around it!)

"MOS" refers to "Member of the Opposite Sex"

1)French kissed (tongued)? (Y)

2)Been on a blind date? (Y)

3)had or given a hickey? (Y)

4)engaged in foreplay? (Y)

5)read a pornographic book or magazine? (Y)

6)masturbated to a picture? (Y)

7)sucked an MOS's breasts or had your breasts sucked?(Y)

8)seen a pornographic movie? (Y)

9)gone coed skinny-dipping? (Y)

10)committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)? (Y)

11)masturbated? (Y)

12)purchased contraceptives?(Y)

13)engaged in foreplay for more than two hours consecutively? (Y)

14)been shopping inside a porn shop?(Y)

15)showered or bathed with an MOS? (Y)

16)shaved your pubic hair? (Y)

17)committed an act of voyeurism?(Y)

18)had sex with a virgin?

19)had sex in a car?(Y)

20)had sex outdoors?(Y)

21)experienced a lap dance?

22)gone to a strip club or porn house? (Y)

23)performed a strip tease for an MOS? (Y)

24)met with someone for sex only? (Y)

25)had sex non-stop for an hour? (Y)

26)interrupted a couple having sex?

27)jerked off or fingered by an MOS? (Y)

28)jerked off or fingered an MOS? (Y)

29)photographed a MOS naked? (Y)

30)been naked in photos taken by a MOS? (Y)

31)given oral sex to a MOS? (Y)

32)done 69? (Y)

33)had sex in three or more positions? (Y)

34)experimented sexually before puberty?

35)been caught masturbating? (Y)

36)masturbated with another person in the room? (Y)

37)watched another person masturbate? (Y)

38)watched another party have sex? (Y)

39)had sex in a public place? (Y)

40)had sex during menstruation? (Y)

41)gotten a woman pregnant, been pregnant?

42)(arranged, had) an abortion?

43)have a child or children?

44)had a V.D. test? (Y)

45)had a V.D.?

46)orgasmed three or more times in one night? (Y)

47)traveled over 100 miles just to get laid? (Y)

48)cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

49)picked up a stranger for sex? (Y)

50)had sex with person with a disability

51)had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 10 years or more? (Y)

52)had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 20 years or more? (Y)

53)put an inanimate object up your vagina or anus?( Y)

54)had anal sex? (Y)

55)had sex in front of a third party? (Y)

56)had an alcoholic drink? (Y)

57)been drunk? (Y)

58)used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance? (Y)

59)had an alcoholic blackout?

60)smoked tobacco?

61)smoked pot or hashish?

62)used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms?

63)used cocaine?

64)used three or more recreational drugs in one night?

65)been arrested?

66)been convicted of a crime?

67)accepted money to remove any clothing?

68)gotten laid on the first date? (Y)

69)had a threesome? (Y)

70)had a foursome?

71)attends frequent Swingers/Fetish parties/orgies

72)rimmed a partner? (Y)

73)Sought out a hooker?

74)engaged with a hooker or gigolo?

75)Have gotten rimmed by a MOS (Y)

76)had sex with two different people separately in a 24 hr period? (Y)

77)videotaped yourself having sex? (Y)

78)accepted money to perform a sexual act?

79)gave or received sex with a strap-on? (Y)

80)slept with a married MOS?

81)been engaged? (Y)

82)been married? (Y)

83)had sex with a friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

84)had sex with a relative of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

85)had sex with more than 10 different people in your life? (I Don't share numbers info with anyone, nor do I think is relevant or a crime to have any sort of number for guys or girls, unless you do it for sports and after plotting as opposed to it just happening)

86)had sex with more than 30 different people in your life? (Ditto nor those this matter But for Quiz's sake save it in your head)

87)had sex with more than 50 different people in your life? (see above)

88)had sex with an unconscious person?

89)been propositioned by a homosexual? (Y)

90)accepted?

91)kissed a member of the SAME sex? (Y...yuck)

92)been masturbated by a member of the SAME sex?

93)been orally stimulated by a member of the SAME sex?

94)had sex with a member of the SAME sex?

95)lived in a threesome (sex with 2 others) for a month or more?

96)been involved in an orgy or swingers party?

97)engaged in bondage? (Y)

98)engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment? (Y)

99)engaged in group (5 or more people) sex?

HUMMMM Not pure at all yet not horrible just how I like it.... all without really having to play with chicks!

Assplay II

2009-09-23T10:00:00.002-05:00

This is a bit more detailed than the last time I touched upon this subject

A small word of warning ... before you start poking around their backside, make sure that your partner is ok with it: But Eh! that would be common sense talking, instead make sure you got great communication, finesse and a down for whatever sex partner

Some people are not, and won’t react gently when they feel an "intruder”". Some men will be uncomfortable with the idea initially(ummm Unless you don't ask or make a big superproduction and Do It!), because of taboos of supposed "gay" behavior.

Let me put your mind at rest; anal play is thoroughly enjoyed by heterosexuals as well., Yeah ask guys i mess with , is sneak ass play whilst mid-head and everyone is happy, best time to intro this to a guy so that he doesn't feel you're calling shit into question: and seriously peeps stop flipping The Prostate IS a sex organ and IT DOES happen to have access through THAT particular pathway

If you want to try analingus (correct terminology!), but your partner doesn’t, don’t try to force them! You have a much better chance that they will try it if you have their cooperation, rather than arguing with you (hello! back to my Vanilla/Kink sex exchange and rules of engagement!) Bring the topic up gently on occasion, and help them open up to this experience by getting them comfortable in the area and with the idea.

Cleanliness is essential with virtually all forms of this type of play. Before engaging in Analingus, make sure to thoroughly wash the area. A bath or a shower is a great primer, and can be the start of the festivities. Once clean, licking this area of the body is virtually no different than licking any other, and can be very stimulating for both you and your partner.

******************Also I won't tire of telling you : This is NOT a Storage Area, this is simply a transient area for waste so again AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN Poop is not just there about to come, BUT ALSO DUDES, because of the delicate Ph of a Vagina AND because you are NOT some Gauche moron, condoms or dicks that go in the Ass DO NOT get to come back to the Vagina unless thoroughly wiped/ or condom is changed, Vagina to Ass Yes, Ass to Vagina NO, you are personally going to get my unrelenting unmitigated hate if you get a girl that's trying to give you a kick ass experience, a yeast infection.... but I digress*************

Without going too close to their anus, explore their inner thighs and bottom with your hands and mouth I think a sensual massage would be great for this, I've gotten them and given them and it is Amazing when you are all relaxed and then you start getting fingers kneading deeper and deeper into your thighs deeper inside and higher and going into places no one touches and then they go into something else but come back to your butt, massaging it and then go down deeper into the crevice and shit...mmmmmmmmmmm I Need some badly, forgive my detour

but yeah for Some people (especially women) have had bad experiences with anal play in their history, mostly because their partner moved much faster, or less gently, than they should have. If this is true in your case, getting them to talk about the topic is a great way to start.

By learning where they went wrong, you can prevent that experience from happening again. This is why you don't try some shit with literal assholes that are not well versed on either subtlety or patience, this is NOT some quickie fast bang adventure This is Assplay and if you want to ensure that You'd get it again You BETTER conduct yourself like a GENTLEMAN! Go Big AND S-L-O-W or Go the fuck home children!

A great way to start performing analingus is to move into it after the giver does some fellatio/cunnilingus is only a short way there!!! The area is really sensitive, so run the tongue around in circular motions, use the tongue to tickle, and when you are both ready for it, even to penetrate.

Access to the anus is a little tougher than to a vagina, but there are several positions that are ideal: laying the receiver on their back with a large pillow to arch their bottom up

Like so

the receiver sitting on the giver's face;

the receiver bent over with legs spread; or similar to this

Ahh this brings memories of sweet sweet office sex

the receiver laying on their back pulling their legs back, and the receiver upside down with their legs spread.

This one is what I'd use for the Guy/bj thing but you don't even need all the legs up, is just reflexively They WILL come up

Once any part of the giver has been inside the receiver's anus, it should not be put in anywhere else until cleansed. I already warned you about that so don't play stupid

There are many nerve-endings around the anus that can make this form of sex-play an absolute blast for both men and women... turn-off the taboos and get totally turned-on!

Size Matters: Boys and girls. listen up

2009-09-19T19:00:00.000-05:00

This is the Only slack I cut men cause is whatever you come with (No, bad hygiene, shitty attitudes, Jerk moves, douchebaggery, gold teeth, horrid skills baggage THOSE are not slacks I cut nor is it cute to be a certain age and ascribe to certain level of bullshit), I mean Your size is Your size

So, dudes: It is perfectly normal to feel some nervousness or uncertainty when you first become intimate with someone. Poor body image, weak self-confidence or sexual inexperience can all contribute to this negative effect. Penis size, or a lack thereof, can create so much confusion and insecurity, even to the point of obsessiveness. It is useful to have SOME size, but more than a few inches doesn't make the difference between a good lover, or bad. In any case, you don't have to let it weaken your performance; you can pleasure the heck out of someone regardless of size.

We’re no longer living in the proverbial caveman days where a big penis dictates a man's virility, sexuality and masculinity; if it's connected to a vulgar, inexperienced moron with no skills, no class, no finesse or knowledge of the body then he doesn't stand a chance Although a big package might make your life a little easier, you won’t have much of a grace period if you have inexcusable sexual habits. Being a master in the bedroom is not just about deep penetration. It's about having confidence, openness and impressive bedroom skills - with emphasis on skills...

Some women truly don't even like a big penis: I am one of them and I've spoken to many a hot, cute girls who DO NOT want a Monster cock, the size of it all comes crashing down under jerky attitudes, shitty techniques and general laziness that seems to plague a lot of those guys, sloppiness is not good in the bedroom and truly it can be uncomfortable or downright painful!

Also, of much more importance to a woman is penis girth (measurement around the penis) rather than length; the nerve-endings within a woman's vagina end within a couple of inches, so the sensation of 'feeling full' is generally more about the width than anything else

Work on your skills and up-sell them! Your penis won't be as big as one of her dildos, so don't bother competing! Why not become the master of oral ? the world will thank you for that with open legs!

Or how about turning into a walking sex encyclopedia? You'll impress her with your knowledge and dazzle her with your talent.

Maybe consider a massage course; it can make your partner feel so aroused and will help you appreciate the importance of touch and sensuality.

Feel confident about yourself – if she doesn't think that you're comfortable with your penis, she definitely won't be. The way that you feel about yourself is very apparent to women because they always want to read between the lines. Don't direct so much apprehension to places you're uncomfortable with; a man with a very obvious complex is a big turnoff. She might not have even noticed had you not obsessed about it.

Respect your sexual partner, whether they’re long term or not. This will translate to her feeling more comfortable and more receptive: because REALLY why wouldn't we fucking rag on you if on top of being on the smaller side you' be a douchebag too???

The openness that she feels will actually improve her sexual experience with you (score for you) but she’ll be much more interested in reciprocating the same respect with inexhaustible invigorated effort. Score for you again. Also be a good host, offer drinks, a little backscratch I mean it should be common sense but there are truly guys out there wondering why they are having less than spectacular sex

Utilizing certain positions can make your penis seem much bigger (trust me on this, my best dudes have NOT been the big ubermonsters no, in fact the stuff of legend and history have been smaller dudes, they kissed and licked and bit everything just right!. Try integrating sexual positions that focus on G-spot stimulation But Please don't do this aggressively, our tender (probably blood engorged, sore) sweet tasty vaginas are connected to the rest of our bodies, NO ROUGH FINGERING I CANNOT SAY THIS enough!!.... Use the right angles and shallower penetration. Avoid the showy poses that even the most endowed fellow couldn’t handle.

Also consider seeking out specialty condoms that are tailor-made for a smaller penis – when you need to call upon them in your time of need, you won’t be worrying about how they fit. And really let me let you in on a secret Girls CACKLE at you when your average sized self pulls out Magnums XLs knowing good and well you don't fit them, plus is unsafe THEY will come off! in fact one of the guys i was sad to see go off my team won me over right before insertion after the LONGEST foreplay known to mankind (Kissing and his specialty, eating Pussy) by saying:

"Oh girl Bring out the regulars I am NOT a Magnum Guy, but you'll be pleased as long as you'll have me!"
In other words A sense of humor and reality won't kill you!

Tighten up some other areas of concern in your life so that you have fewer things to worry about, let alone what other people might think of your penis. Even just the action of self-improvement will change your self-perception: this is true i don't want to hear another overweight, pigsty having dude with 3 roommates talking about bad sex... how the fuck are we supposed to be drawn in????

There are things you could do to procure bedroom approval: exercising to improve body image; having better grooming techniques like trimming or shaving your pubic area; good hygiene (smelling good & having fresh breath); and, preparing your sex space for maximum impact (even if that is only just tidying it up).

No matter what size you are (unless you happened to be saddled with a moronic size Queen, in which case dump her! please! and tell her why, she would want to self assess if she lets go of a marvelous, funny guy that is eating pussy, wining and dining her, having great convo and that gives foot and back rubs, over size) The biggest thing that your partner will notice is how much you respect and satisfy them in bed... and truly you can be an unforgettable partner with good skills and contrary to some dudes' ass backward mentalities you CAN be mindful or respectful of chicks whose brains you're Banging!

Positionwise: Its about employing simple tweaks and tricks. If your guy is on the smaller side of things, for example knowing that no matter what position you choose the closer together your legs are, the tighter the friction, also your arousable tissue is contained within the first 3 inches of your vagina so that's what we need to aim for

Also during missionary a pillow under you would be a great addition to tilt your pelvis upwards or use the previously discussed Deck Chair position in lieu of that, Spoon style sex position are also good fits

A word to you chippies!: as per Dr Harry Fisch M.D professor of clinical urology at Columbia university New York Presbiterian Hospital and co-author of "Size Matters" The truth is, most penises are little longer than 5 inches when erect, if you are Not sure what that looks like? Take a dollar bill : girls THAT is 6 inches in length and that or around that IS the majority, In Fact only 15% of men are longer than 7 inches and just 3% surpass 8 inches... so THAT my public service announcement and a Very Important Reality check for you Size Queens!

Eh! I've always been a "skills/kissing/touching/high kinks level/dominance" type of chick so I don't know, personally if you're hard and will spend time "Fine Dinning on Ms.Kitty" (oh Manita thanks for this eternally!), don't hate on a bit of assplay and can give or take a bit and a hair pull then I might be set for life in the bedroom

Why is it so damned important anyways? Well they too have a distorted view of what a penis should be think of it as girls wanting to be skinnier when they look in the mirror, and also the watch a lot of porn more than us, so just like some women think they can't satisfy a man if they are not anorexic blond with huge fake cans or an abnormally huge ass, they think we couldn't possibly be good with their size, and lasty... they are competitive jerks Heh!

Book Recommendations: His and hers

2009-09-13T23:41:00.001-05:00

Today A Double Whammy : a His and Hers!!

For the Fellas:

She Comes First: a Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasure a Woman

Um, why Not?? If you already get huffy when women give you a suggestion about their pleasure or what they want why the heck not?? buy it learn and keep it under the mattress or not! Learn from it and get over yourselves... You don't have a Vagina or tits or the soft skin of a woman so you do NOT know how things feel to us

Get it!

Overview: As women everywhere will attest, when it comes to understanding female sexuality, most guys know more about what's under the hood of a car than under the hood of a clitoris. And while it seems that men have struggled valiantly since the dawn of time to find ways to reliably elicit the female orgasm, rare is the guy who has the modesty to ask: "What do I do " Ironically, the answer has always been right there on the tip of his tongue. Welcome to the world of She Comes First, where the mystery of female satisfaction is solved and the tongue is proven mightier than the sword. According to Ian Kerner, clinical sexologist and evangelist of the female orgasm, oral sex has long been deemed an optional aspect of foreplay, but, in fact, it's coreplay -- simply the best way for leading a woman through the entire process of sexual response. Fun, informative, and easy to read, She Comes First is a virtual encyclopedia of female pleasure, detailing dozens of tried-and-true techniques for consistently satisfying a woman and illustrated step-by-step instructions to ensure success.

Bonus points: Something sexy for your coffee table
Artsy but not TOO artsy, nudes, chicks Not sex I know how you can't have other penises in your midst and shit *side eye*

For the Ladies

Passionista: The Empowered Woman's Guide to Pleasuring a Man

Why: Um... You read up on sex tips, you like a happy home, you want good sex not just to receive, but to give good orgasms, but that's a synergy! , a skills check... whatever it is : get it!

Overview:

Transform Yourself from "Passion Victim" to Passionista!

In the smash hit She Comes First, Ian Kerner singlehandedly waged battle against male sexual "ill-cliteracy," and women everywhere benefited from his "viva la vulva" philosophy of female pleasure. Now, in Passionista, it's time to learn all about what turns men on—and makes them stay on. In this point-by-point, "blow-by-blow" guide, Kerner makes giving as much fun as receiving as he covers every angle of male sexuality, unlocks the secrets of satisfaction, and offers knowledgeable answers to the questions every woman wonders about. His advice is the closest you'll ever come to waking up in a guy's skin and knowing what truly makes him sexually tick.

Written in the same witty, insightful, and utterly readable voice that has made She Comes First and Be Honest—You're Not That Into Him Either so popular, Passionista is the empowered woman's guide to enjoying sex to the fullest—and ensuring that he does the same.

Bonus: a Wealth of Quickie Short stories
Yum!

BTW these are Guidelines you can buy for yourself or Significant other or your arsenal! who ccares

Chicks and gents: do we have a problem???

2009-09-09T06:00:00.005-05:00

Real talk this is going to be a bit ranty but wtf is going on with us people of color? minorities even??!?! (yes i'm calling us out by and large!)

I'm talking about this: I know as a whole we have some REAL fucked up sex standards and Not much is changing although thankfully enough! (cause um now we're not resorting to NOT orally satisfying each other??! Praise be!)

Why are adult men that are sexually active and WANT women to be sexually active with them still holding on to bullshit terms like "freak" and "ho"... do you NOT want sex? do you not enjoy it?? would you rather she not, that she sucked ass in bed (figuratively NOT literally!)

Why do we still gotta push for condom usage?? do you NOT care about your health, is the MINIMAL so called difference worth it??

Chicks; what happened to minding your sexual health?

And having a say so on how, when, if you get fucked??

what happened to making it fun in bed, learning to truly please, yourselves and others?? Knowing your body?? masturbating enough that you know exactly what curls your toes??

What happened to giving head Folks?!??! THAT SHIT Is NOT OPTIONAL!

Men : Unless you got a child bride from the boonies with a sexually repressive history THAT is not going to fly

Women: Get over your fucking selves, if you won't do it someone else will! and it'll become an issue

MEN: Pussy Patting and Aggressive fingering is stuff they do in porn cause "it looks good" women there are seriously faking in and NOT enjoying it... so STOP that mess!

But all in all beloved: I Need to belabor this point: we need to communicate and be open and wild about this shit, our sex lives shouldn't be dictated by sad antiquated notions that our parents had because in their days for the most part sex was for one thing and one thing alone: make babies

And while is great those of you that want kiddos go for it, we know is also about intimacy, fun, enjoyment, fulfillment, stress relief, release

So communicate with one another, let go of preconceived notions, sex is not "bad" it doesn't make you BAD it doesn't make the person you are fucking or making love to BAD , enjoying ex and orgasms and masturbating is NOT sinful so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! bask on the glow of your abilities, your body and an open mind

and also don't worry i finished a few posts already, and they should be fun

remember audience participation is always welcomed!

Pile Driver, Scissors, Deck Chair

2009-09-06T13:43:00.009-05:00

Ugh I KNOW I stay busy and talking shit and whatever, let's make it instructive But don't complain I STAY begging all of you to hit me up in the comments if you have questions or whatever, shit! go at it anonymously!

so I decided I'm just going to shoot out the mouth with a couple posts while i'm sitting here, particularly about my favorite things

hence i bring thee: The Pile Driver

I think this is Not something I "request" per se but when it happens I get MIGHTY happyfied! ( i also think that's why a certain character stays coming back into my life)

And real talk from the logistics of it, it Is and looks complicated BUT I promise you , if the guy is not facing you is even better AND you get to ass lap (no seriously ladies, start smacking some butt whether you're coming, or going, or just chilling in there, you'll get your moneys' worth with dividends!)

I usually have ended up this way as a segue to 69 and probably 69 where I let the guy go on top for the aforementioned

This position has the receiver (and I say receiver cause, Um... gayboys could do this too!) lay on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver

I Have been told several times I'm freakishly stretchy and bendy

******at this juncture i will IMPLORE you all again to take up the gym yoga, biking WHATEVER makes you feel good, tightens your situation, and gets your blood flow moving, your face flushed and your shit Happy About YOU!, for your own sake***

This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body (bwahahahah yes, yes.he.does, This is a good time to test out how open either partner is to assplay!)

This position requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most, and yet I think this is a good homework to aim for... not with the zeal of going to the Olympics, more like FUN!, but it is wonderfully "naughty" due to the feeling of being totally exposed and 'giving it all'. Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards) Unless you like Bruised Out of commission Cockage!

Another Personal delight of mine would be The Scissor, which this way

Is a straight take on the lesbian position that gives name to one of my favorite bands (Scissor Sisters) This usually comes about from exhausting oneself after a few hours of messing about, but it also works well for Morning sex(when NO One feels like moving or getting on top and morning breath is ripe) and for the less well endowed dudes!

This allows for a unique angle for penetration, but it comes at the partial expense of intimacy, as opposed to comfort, to be honest when you are exhausted from Giving 'er Who cares??. ...Many people don't like this position because they find it awkward to position their legs without causing one of the partner's legs irritation or pain, but it does have a solid following amongst those who can find the sweet spot (Me!)

Lastly for today

The Deck Chair: which is a position I usually get flipped after guys figure out I'm one of those fools that orgasms A lot, and hard, and accompanied with bucking, clenching etc.... this minimizes that trend but facilitates a good visual for me, as well as my self masturbatory pursuits

....and Guys....seriously

if a girl is having you on top and she wants to masturbate DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE HER HAND AWAY CAUSE YOU'RE AN INSECURE SHITBAG!... women come different than men, from different stimuli, while for you Penetrative sex MIGHT feel like a supernova and the end all be all, it is NOT the cause for most women (not me, I actually do love vaginal sex, but I KNOW I'm not the Vast majority) so let her reach her peak whatever way she needs to cause THAT is the measure of a Good Lover!

Tell me about your faves?? Pros? cons?? sell me on them!

Shy Girl Tips

2009-06-15T21:48:00.003-05:00

I Know I keep saying I'll do better but is hard to try and keep up with life and a blog and a sex blog that you were supposed to get help with (UGH!) anywhoosie I dear little reader requested (actually two or more have personally emailed me) some tips for not so forward ladies so this one goes to her... and I should try and be a bit more dilligent in my salaciousness

Also feel free in the comment section to request what you want to see or read about and well as to offer your own tips, boys, I'm alo hoping for your input regarding this topic cause at heart shy girls need encouragement, so, if they hear/know/get told they are doing something right, they will want to keep at it!

First of all, I am a firm believer that you don't have to carry on and about like a hoodrat all loud crass and obnoxious or advertising to guys what you will and won't do, in fact let other things speak for you But I also fully believe ladies gotta own themselves and their bodies and their orgasms in and out of the bedroom, so to me shyness is relative i'm all for being introspective, or keep to yourself but I also want women to go as far and as hard and as hot and sexy as is possible with themselves as far as sex goes, cause happy women is what's UP!

Now then, I think that initially with more introverted ladies the thing you want to do is have an honest sit down with yourself about risk assesment cause it'll be easy for someone to just take advantage and you also don't want to fall prey to some sorry bullshit so you can go some ways about this;

The "I want to trust this one with my body and own this ", or the

"I'm going to go against type rock this shit out, enjoy myself one way or the other and damned the rest!"

"Slow tease" approach (and God Bless you if you have the fortitude, I can only do frottage a date or two fuck that!), or

Obviously Nixed (cause he is a dick, cause he wants to hit and leave you be without a good orgasm or foreplay, cause he doesn't inspire lust or trust, so fuck him)

And on that topic you can only answer yourself regards your intentions or the intentions of the dickk carrier, however if you decided to proceed then Balls to the Wall, do what you gonna do and I recommend a little bit of wine while you're at it JUST A LITTLE BIT for some extra liquid courage

So you're going for it there are few things I'm going to start recommending:

Start walking around naked: if you got kids or something get a lock on your door and close the blinds, the point here is YOU need to be comfortable with YOU aware of your body and how it moves and how it feels and how to make it look it's best, extra points if you move on to nothing but heels and if you start taking pics of yourself with cute little things on and such then go for it, (DON'T SEND THEM TO ANYONE) causethis is NOT about self loathing or whatever, is about self assessment and self actualization and all that good shit

Masturbate: I've said this before but it bears repeating... why would you expect someone to make you happy if you can't make you happy??Learn what you like, girlfriend!? Porn, hands, toys whatever you want, I'd start with my hand, move on to a vibe cause I'm not a dildo chick and NEVER EVER EVER underestimate the power of a hot bath or the showerhead going to all the right tasty places. also the more you stimulate yourself, the more you'd want some

Read you some helpful material: Erotica really is a girls's best friend, not that bullshit where Fabio is on the cover or Zane shit, no I mean Real Erotica

Also Know this: DUH! He WANTS YOU hussy?!!??!? in some way form or capacity, be empowered by this and keep your head about you, his is important knowledge and power which you shouldn't cede in exchange for cock

Speak Up: Not in a bedroom setting but it'd be nice to speak on what you'd like a fantasy you would like to make happen in a regular setting and sort of let that hang in there for a minute, don't do it just to titillate but be real on what you want cause I've noticed some dudes get dickish if you play the stupid game of "acting" like you're a certain way to reel them in and then you are completely different, be it freakier and more wild or completely the opposite and extra tame, so I don't advise that you go above and beyond who YOU are but if you are goingto do it, do it big or go home!. So over drinks, or a nice dinner or a little risque movie such as Lust, Caution (new fave) or Secretary (old Fave) you might want to say Hmm I'd like something like that to happen to me, purr it up ladies!

During foreplay/sex, compliments PLEASE: This is good if you are trying to get together regarding sexual styles and also to guide them cause men are nothing if not utterly..um.... stupid?? when it cmes to reading minds?? also remember that for us vaginal sex is NOT paramount nor what would make most women blast off, but for them the feeling of entering us is so off the charts that they couldn't possibly believe that we are not as utterly melting in the sea of being utterly turned on

Activity tips: You can pick and choose depending on your comfort level but I would really encourage you to try any or all of them because is what would make your experience unforgettable and freeing!

RELAX It's just sex not rocket science!, People that don't want to give sex it's due levity and it's place as a pressure reliever, and a FUN thing kill me, play some music, maybe the wine comes in at this point? ( I have a Notorious sex playlist!, long, slong, sexy, Spanish music, Sade, flamenco, jazz, french music...the works)

Leave the lights on: Why not! you got comfy with your bod for a reason, No?? also how would you showcase pretty undies? if the light is too harsh maybe use some scarves??? I personally like my room kin of on the dark side, like dark wood, big cushy comforter and such, smelling nice but the llight always has to be soft and on, this one hot Turkish dude not only ate my ass after giving me head forever but when I was going to make the lights off move he said: NO leave them on This has to be enjoyed with all the senses!... Yes Honey, God Bless you

During the BJ, or while riding up top Lock eyes: Doesn't have to be long or doing anything too cheesy other than producing a satisfied smirk, but a little eye contact shows "I'm not afraid of this and I'll TOTALLY enjoy myself!" and guys always tell me watching me watching them do the damned thing only revs them up more.. .this goes a bit into the "fake it til you make it" thing, if you don't act the part thoroughly you won't be comfortable in it, is kind of like in a shitty day I wear makeup, a matching underwear set, hot heels and I say: I'm going to be fabulous today! like a mantra, then everyone tells you how fab you look and Tah dah! it's done!

You see how much I cuss?? Time to dirty talk!: Work yourself for it and I promise you It can be a good release!! Look: a "fuck me" can go a long way... an easier way would be descriptive sex talk: "I like how your _____ (use the best term for you, I'm a cock, chick) feels in my pussy", you catch my drift!...

but listen, real talk: In lieu of that I'll take much sooner you not TALKING THE TALKING but SHOWING HIM what's it going to be!

Get to it! The homework is to take care of you first, parade around a little nude and then try the rest as it comes

Mutual Masturbation

2009-02-16T21:40:00.004-06:00

I Think this could CERTAINLY be a BIGGGGGG fun inducer and also a delicious thing to do for intimate contact when you are not all necessarily in the mood or can't (Hear me up Ladies, when indisposed I will CATEGORICALLY not avoid contact: I will Make out, I will fellate til the cows come home, I will pull out the oils and get on my naked sensual massage tip but basically I Don't like saying no)

And DUH!! is a GREAT a idea for those folks that need to loosen up or LEARN that makes their partners tick

So your Guide goes as follows:

Know yourself: this is not even so much for the boys as it is for the girls; It's 2009 you SHOULD know your body ABUNDANTLY Well. Besides, a good before-bed Orgasm WILL make you sleep so much better; and sorry to digress but I have this thing where I Firmly believe girls should be allowed to explore themselves and their bodies from a young age... it sure kept me from going at it too young (lost it a few months before my 21 bday BY CHOICE) cause there was NOTHING a boy could do to please me that I couldn't do on my own!.

I've maintained for a very long time that should I procreate and have girls They WILL get their own vibe to sate and satisfy all their curiosity from ME the person that loves them the most, I will explain all the facts I will give them their little privacy why? cause we DO as adults (and I've seen it in my own family) turn the motherfucking blind eye when boys start masturbating every single second they get... so why shouldn't girls get the same leeway to please and know themselves? cause they don't have body parts that stick out?? Miss me with that shit! Maybe if we encourage young women to know themselves we would miss out on many a teenage pregnancy or these lame ass "rainbow parties" (Ugh That shit is utterly despicable) , and a lot less repressed chicks

Don't make it private: Yeah usually masturbating is an "alone" activity, start venturing on masturbating in front of your partner, for a few first times maybe don't quickly proceed to touch each other but see how your partner pleasures Him/herself, take it in, enjoy the view, look him her in the eye and if you're so.very.damned shy then maybe pull out the blindfold and go to town!

Now Try him/her: This is where the fun begins! once you've seen what they like and enjoy the best way to start things up for guys, I'd say during sex, as an extra aid to penetration! That would be soooo sexy and delicious and it'd get her body more attuned and receptive to vaginal penetration (and during anal sex!?!? WHooo lawd!! *fans Self the worst way*) anywhoo Girls, I'd say get him on the shower, while getting dressed, while waiting in line! who cares I'm a NOTORIOUS package rubber and grabber I don't know is a bad habit i nurse and cherish! LOL I'm going to be a dinner and starts rubbing the leg and move up, and if we're seating across from each other... well God Made Toes for That!!!!

Trick it out, Incorporate Toys: Perfect for when you want to experiment and before sex proper!, I mean you are touching each other massaging each other and I think is great to end an intimate massage (the kind that makes your fingers travel a little bit into crevices it shouldn't go into during a normal massage) is to be all oiled up, relaxed, and you start working your partner legs, breast/chest stomach and traveling down below and a little vibe or bullet while masturbating them, before moving on to the big platters (oral/ penetration)

LOVES IT!!
Now get to work cause I'm currently horny!

OOHH ladies Beware AkA a kickass sextoy for the men

2009-01-27T11:07:00.004-06:00

AWW shit I've been warning you girlies to be open, do your due diligence and generally put it down in the bedroom, not just speak up and stay being prudish because, much like I tell dudes that don't give head in this day and age THOSE ARE DUMPING GROUNDS

Anyways as science antechnology advances there is less and less of a need of putting up with a bad lay, be it male or female.... Peep this sucker!

REAL TOUCH IS...... A rocket-shaped device "developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" has been being unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. The gadget has been equipped with belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.

http://www.realtouch.com/ ******NOT SAFE FOR WORK***

BUT basically This baby actually syncs to movies online (as In connects, as In Lets you feel all the action in your penis, for example, you are seeing Anal sex: YOu are going to feel ANAL SEX!)

Amazing, non!!

So differently than I've preached to the menfolk, where for us proper foreplay and in some cases a Toy is even needed for a proper orgasm to happen and patience patience patience, this is more of a "shits and giggle" category type of toy for them, or for the, you know, REAL nerdy/needy/lonely/social maladaptive, but a guy in a steady relationship???! he SHOULD be getting all the sex/ stimulation and go for-it-ness from you! (and supplemented by porn wtching and his hand!... look is not that you aren't enough, is that they are greedy) Enthusiastically and practically on cue constantly and deliciously and In good spirits... otherwise why exactly waste each other's time???!

I Mean barring illness and save the few porn obssesed out there most guys wont turn a willing and able warm bodied responsive partner for "play sex" or porn watching, you know??

I mean this toy is a valuable thing for those that can't/don't/won't/ are physically unable to find a partner (cause I can't get over the actual fact you are supposed to feel what you see onscreen!) but real talk ladies, don't shortchange the man in your life that the extreme this is even optional!!! I mean nifty adittion to the Toy chest? YEESSSSS Substitute for your job?? NOoooo

Those answers

2009-01-25T21:59:00.003-06:00

Oh Babies I KNOW I'm wrong for waiting but I've been overwhelmed by the daily demands of life

Anyways lets give out them answers non??

Sex Positions Quiz Answers

1-True or False: A great source to learn new sex positions is watching adult videos/pornography.

FALSE; Porn films are to sex education what Hollywood films are to ethics or morality tales. Porn is fake. It may be very sexy fake, but it’s fake nonetheless. The sexual positions used in porn films are chosen not for their likelihood to turn on the actors, or even for the ways that the positions might allow for hot creative sex.

Sex positions in porn are chosen for the way they allow the camera to get wide open access to the genitals (which are still considered the main draw in porn).

While visual porn can be a good place to look for inspiration and ideas, mimicking what you see in porn is not likely to yield very erotic results

2-True or False: Humans are the only animals that engage in sexual intercourse facing each other.

FALSE : Other primates do

3-Which one of these is not a name for a sex position:
a) Reverse Cowgirl b)Dragonfly c) Pile Driver d) Finger Cuffs

DRAGONFLY: The rest have been used to describe sexual positions!

4-The most important element of a great sex position is...

a) The angle of penetration b) The speed of penetration
c) The physical position of the partner being penetrated
d) The rhythm e) All of the above

All of the above; Of course!

5-Which of the following titles is from an actual peer-reviewed academic journal?

a) Let me count the ways: Canonists and theologians contemplate coital positions.
b) Imagine me and you: Sex positions and their relationship to sexual intimacy
c)Why don’t we do it in the road? Coital positioning and the cultural practice of parking.
d)Love hurts: Porcupine copulatory positioning and highway mortality estimates.

Let me count the ways: Canonist and theologians contemplate coital positions.... yes indeed who knew

6-True or False: When you are pregnant you should only have sex in the missionary position.

FALSE!!!!First, we tend to still view pregnancy as a medical condition, and pregnant women as extremely fragile. While there may be health issues and complications with the pregnancy that make certain kinds of sex difficult, for the most part there is no need to treat sex during pregnancy with anything other than common sense, and no reason to treat a healthy pregnant woman as if she were weak or ill. ***** Best believe if I EVER trip and go insane and decide I want t procreate Giving me sex is part of the signed CONTRACT.. all through my pregnancy, mind you!****

Second, we still tend to think about sex as if there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. In this case many of us have this idea that there is one right (or safe) way to have sex during pregnancy. This is not true. There are infinite safe ways to have sex during pregnancy, depending on what kind of sex you want to have. Another problem with this line of thinking is that it is very rigid (no pun intended). Great sex requires a flexibility of thought, and a willingness to try new things when the old ones aren’t working anymore.

As a general rule, a good sex position for pregnant sex is one where:

both partners are physically comfortable
the position allows for the kind of sex and physical contact you want to have
both partners avoid putting pressure on the uterus, or a partner’s full weight on a pregnant belly.

Experts say that women should avoid lying on their back or right side for long periods of time after four months into the pregnancy.

7-According to scientific research on sexual intercourse, during vaginal penetration the penis is usually:

a)Straight b)Curved like a banana c) Boomerang shaped d)Curved like the letter “S”

Boomerang shaped!! Yeah baby to hit all the sweet spots!

8-Men who prefer the rear entry or “doggy style” sex position are also likely to:

a)Have more sexual fantasies
b) Be circumcised
c)Be uncircumcised
d)enjoy Spicy foods

Have more sexual Fantasies: who knew!?

9-The most popular sex position is:

a)Woman on top
b)Man on top (missionary position)
c)Rear entry or doggy style
d)Spooning
e) both a and c

Both Woman on top and Rear Entry: Win-Win everyone, win-win! Hmmmm

10- Which sex position is most likely to result in a urinary tract infection.

a)Missionary position
b)Spooning sex position
c)Rear entry or doggy style sex position
d)Standing sex position
e)None of the above

None: precious!, anyone could get those, some more than others, only thing sexually that could maybe get you in trouble is Vaginal sex right after anal sex... Think about it with common sense. bacteria from your ass in your pussy... no bueno! (as In no condom change cause I'm SURE no assholes here are trying to raw dog anyone in this day an age!!!!... and if you're married WASH YOUR PENIS!!!)

I'm working on another post regarding this crazy sex toy for men... ladies get wih the program cause this could put a few lazy dudes/ men who don't get sexually satisfied with good, giving and game partners out of commission! (but who wants a lazy man in bed??)

FUN TIME! (But It's educational Too!)

2009-01-16T17:42:00.000-06:00

And since we just talked about it I got you a Quiz on sex positions.... I'll give you two days to lock in your answers before revealing the correct ones OK!?! Don't cheat mofos:

Sex Positions Quiz

1-True or False: A great source to learn new sex positions is watching adult videos/pornography.

2-True or False: Humans are the only animals that engage in sexual intercourse facing each other.

3-Which one of these is not a name for a sex position:
a) Reverse Cowgirl b)Dragonfly c) Pile Driver d) Finger Cuffs

4-The most important element of a great sex position is...

a) The angle of penetration b) The speed of penetration
c) The physical position of the partner being penetrated
d) The rhythm e) All of the above

5-Which of the following titles is from an actual peer-reviewed academic journal?

a) Let me count the ways: Canonists and theologians contemplate coital positions.
b) Imagine me and you: Sex positions and their relationship to sexual intimacy
c)Why don’t we do it in the road? Coital positioning and the cultural practice of parking.
d)Love hurts: Porcupine copulatory positioning and highway mortality estimates.

6-True or False: When you are pregnant you should only have sex in the missionary position.

7-According to scientific research on sexual intercourse, during vaginal penetration the penis is usually:

a)Straight b)Curved like a banana c) Boomerang shaped d)Curved like the letter “S”

8-Men who prefer the rear entry or “doggy style” sex position are also likely to:

a)Have more sexual fantasies
b) Be circumcised
c)Be uncircumcised
d)enjoy Spicy foods

9-The most popular sex position is:

a)Woman on top
b)Man on top (missionary position)
c)Rear entry or doggy style
d)Spooning
e) both a and c

10- Which sex position is most likely to result in a urinary tract infection.

a)Missionary position
b)Spooning sex position
c)Rear entry or doggy style sex position
d)Standing sex position
e)None of the above

Book Recomendation

2009-01-15T16:20:00.000-06:00

I'm going to start doing this cause I Love reading and I like to read EVERYTHING and anything sex related, so I have two for ya'll today

The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities By Dossie Easton:

If you know me you know I get on absolute board with this title; let's be clear deceptiveness, cheating and the such is NOT NEVER going to get a pass around these parts, Be honest with yours even when you have no use/need/want for a monogamous relationship... I wish Dudes would read this book for the single fact that I've never seen a specie that loves some bullshit lying even when they have no reason for it... I think chicks should read it to get a bit loose and less uptight over silly bullshit, I mean Is SEX it should be fun, bubbly and exciting not some angst filled trip, stay safe and cognizant of the who, why why and the how and own your damned sexuality!

As Per review:

"The authors define the term slut as "a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you." The term is reclaimed from its usual use as a pejorative and as a simple label for a promiscuous person. Instead, it is used to signify a person who is accepting of their enjoyment of sex and the pleasure of intimacy with others, and chooses to engage and accept these in an ethical and open way — rather than as cheating

The Ethical Slut discusses how to live an active life with multiple concurrent sexual relationships in a fair and honest way. Discussion topics include how to deal with the practical difficulties and opportunities in finding and keeping partners, maintaining relationships with others, and strategies for personal growth.

It contains chapters discussing how consensual non-monogamy is handled in different subcultures such as the gay and lesbian communities, information on handling scheduling, jealousy, communication, conflict in relationships, and etiquette for group encounters."

AND My Fiction pick this month which at the moment is not exactly Erotica , but... shit it actually is!

The Notebooks of Don Rigoberto- Mario Vargas Llosa: I read it in Spanish and I adored it.. this shit was sexy had some incest-ish behavior, and girl on girl and all sorts of sexy mess... this book and it's imagery are not to be fucked with... but I've always maintained that Latin writers are better at pulling this trick sometimes, anyways

Review/Description: From Library Journal
In Elogio de la Madrasta ("In Praise of the Stepmother"), Vargas Llosa took up the erotic novel, introducing the sensual stepmother Do?a Lucrecia and her husband, Don Rigoberto. This is the second part of Elogio. Each night, in order to keep his marriage to Lucrecia from becoming stale, Don Rigoberto conjures erotic fantasies. These musings, which he writes down in his notebooks, transport him in space and time, allowing him to explore subjects ranging from politics to the arts in an eloquent display of language. Vargas Llosa is at the top of his craft, deftly combining wit and style in a work that will delight and captivate readers

Request Time: Woman On Top

2009-01-14T08:19:00.007-06:00

A very Dear Reader requested a post (see I BEEN telling you you can do that Y'all!) and as such I intend to deliver:

She requested an In depth discussion of Woman on Top position, which in retrospect is SO Totally easy to understand why, you see, MOVIES would have you believe that the motion is MUCH more different than what it should be, and basically second guess what should be happening in regards to this and, let's be clear It will NOT look like in the goddamned movies! PERIOD

WOMAN ON TOP

Your Basic Stance: Woman sitting on top of her partner facing him/her, with her knees bent and shins on the ground. This position give you , as a lady the control on what you are going to feel and how much of it since your clitoris is open and available for stimulation from hands or a toy.

Kinda like this ^^^^(what You thought I'd get you in trouble, didn't you?! Bwahahah) anyways, this position and what you are going to feel depends largely on the following:

A) How comfortable you're going to get with YOU: guys like to see you having pleasure and being COMFY so this is not the time to worry about how things look; however it IS the time to relax, to let go, arch your back give a great view of your breasts, cup em if you want (me personally I spend too much time caressing THEIR chest to worry about mine LOL)

B) the motion : and here is where I call bullshit in that Is not that FRANTIC bounce-bounce thing as much as it is a slow(then fast) grind back and forth motion which, once you find it as a rhythm you can control from extremely slow to a more frenetic pace. IF you are a fucking gymnast savant strong leg muscles chick or have supportive headrest or a SOLID firm surface then BY ALL means do as if you were in a deeeeepppppp squat and go for it, THAT would be more in line with the Bouncing Myth which allows deeper penetration, be warned though This will make you VERY tired very quick (oh and if you see the dummies... his legs kind of raised like that does help plenty and make for a different feeling as well)

C) His Natural Curvature: which also gives you an Idea of how you want to move depending on how you're feeling him

D) And tricking it out: as such my favorite moves here

* Guide his hand to GRAB your buttcheeks: trust this is just not Hot But also a good
aid on your Orgasm quest

* For smaller guys and bigger feeling: Put your legs on the inside of his:
which would have you more or less mimic the regular man on top missionary
(at least visually) makes you feel it deeper and is a good role reversal

* Ballin': Sometimes (depending on your guy and how nasty we shall get here)
you will wet your hand with your own saliva(trust me just do it) ...lick your hand
ever soooo slowly and reach around and massage or cup his balls (I will dole out extra Brownie points if you look him straight in the eye while doing this) . I just don't know if he'll
last long after that visual cause you intend to use that free hand as such or to play
with your own self while on top!

* For the S&M Inclined: Good moment to consider some light choking/hair
pulling and let loose a few choicy off color remarks! (especially on the slow
pace...you'll see how quick things picks up! LOL)

* If You're Greedy: then maybe you want to place a small/medium pillow under
him and go at it with gusto the added closeness and incline should feel delicious!

* If kissing is what you're after (and aren't we all?): then you might consider a
slight variation on this position and make him sit up (prop him with pillows etc)
and you keep your basic position only this way you can hold on to him and make
out with ease!!

But remember chickies! the main motivator and important word here is CONFIDENCE, you gotta take control and feel all goddessy and ready to put a hurting on that banquet! Otherwise you're going to be too self conscious and shit like that... hazy light close your eyes and ride the pleasure wave with abandon!!! THAT is what is really sexy!

Tah Dah! and Voila ladies and gents Enjoy (and share tips and your views as well as any request in the comments!)

Hair a purely unscientific poll

2009-01-11T16:36:00.003-06:00

Your thoughts on it???

Me I like as follows: Hairy legs are a yes for me as well as Hairy arms, chest , it depends on the physique and the type of guy etc etc but generally speaking some chest hair is almost needed unless you're into all sorts of upkeep which I'd tolerate no chest hair but would NOT favor shaving anything else... believe you me I've deal with a few gym rats that take it all off and I do NOT like that, that's girl shit!

As far as hair I favor neat hair I just don't like greasy extra long hair (although if it's kinda long I WILL be pulling on it, please BELIEVE!) extra hairy or whatever (dreads...Iffy, Braids NEVER) Exceptions to this would be REALLY cool haircuts without too much product I also ADORE bald heads, those can be so yummy when someone is playing down below

and their all important crotch region?? I like neat although is always nice if I'm going to spend a lot of time down there when the guys just take it off, is like: Woo HOO way to give me a great view of my working area

as for me I firmly believe as a chick I have no use for hair anywhere but on top of my head, and eyebrows and I gots LOTS of it! I like it pulled, played with smelled etc etc etc , yum yum yum ! but since I also love to be touched everywhere I like myself very smooth and scrubbed

as far as the rest: Bush?, a landing strip?, lil design, Hitler mustache, no bush on the ladies (I'm a no Bush girl), what about you gals how do you keep it?, fellas how do you like??

Texting

2008-12-30T10:43:00.002-06:00

OHH this should have been discussed a bit back... Texting in the age of information is SUPER important, keeps things fun, interesting, sexy, lets ther other person know there is interest even during work hours So what is there not to love!!!!

A Gf of mine recently called that Sextextual Convos and she is right! This is a good field to express what you want/ are willing to do/ fantasies in a pretty non-threatening way, and I don't know about you all but it definitely gets my juices flowing for the big feast later on (FYI : I only think this should be done if there is an intent of following through OR/AND if there is a long distance situation and whatnot... cause there is nothing more pointless than spend your day doing this for no payoff!! BOOOO!!)

Bueno, I love to do things like play " Guess the curve" send sexy shots, not necessarily nude but partially is pretty fun, I LOVE to get cockshots in the middle of the work-day , cause it gets me hazy eyed and day-dreamy as well as those "what I really would want to do to you is_____"

Oh Yeah good stuff, I totally encourage that sort of misbehavior for couples (isn't it funner than an errand/what's for dinner text??? ) and playpartners

and Don't kill me but I'm super guilty of sending the particularly tasty pics to several team members ... SHit! if it's good I'm not going to waste a saucy pic!!!!!!!!

Anyways .. your take on it???

Touch me here and there

2008-12-30T10:10:00.003-06:00

Hola Muffins!

sorry for the lack of sexy happiness around these parts but! I had some things to take care of!

Let's talk about your obvious and non obvious erogenous zones!!!

Yes Gents SURPRISINGLY and Shit, we don't want our nipples tweaked hard nor is a hard palming of the ass everything a girl could ask for!

Firstly go HERE and read and play I found this site COMPLETELY engrossing!... educate yourselves

then I Tell you what drives me nuts!!!

For example: when guys realize that rough is fine but that oftentimes we are fine, better and really sensitive to them exerting less pressure in all of our spot; Guys... Think of how YOU'd Like to be touched? yes? dial down the volume to low... yeah THAT is about right... especially the Clit!... I don't know who is giving ya'll pointers but it's not a knob, is not a walnut is a piece of VERY sensitive flesh attached to our most delicate place... as such (and because of UTIs and Yeast infections) QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU CAN JUST STICK A ROUGH FINGER UP THERE, QUIT MANIPULATING THIS SPECIAL PLACE LIKE A DIAL, QUIT OVERLICKING IT!!!!, we are very very sensitive and ANY such stimulation BETTER be done carefully since yanking your penis would probably not feel awesome and such!

Ahem... rant over

LOL

*Another thing I ADORE if for my neck to have attention paid to it A LOT like grab it caress it lick it, bite it whatever but do something to it!!!! ( Full disclousre EVERYTHING I like done to me I will probably do to you , This si good cause as a learning tool for MYSELF and the GUY I will preface it as: "Listen up buddy I'm doing to you tonight everything i'd want to have done, if you're on board say Harder/faster/ moan or something but hands off cause this is MY play night!" This works great for those extra hypersensitive types that can't take criticism at all and make for a fun night)

* My ears... a MUST a dirty something while waiting on the line at Walmart works as well as a nibble or a bite (ummmm ears I got something about ears)

* the backs of my knees *shrivers* In general I don't let people touch my legs very much cause it gets me there and very messy real quick

*Toes... especially during missionary... I like it when guys pull that toe sucking stuff on me... have I repaid the favor?? um Yes on the pretty man-toes... is called "reverse cowgirl"... But the rule here is: keep em pretty moisturized and I don't know you but I'd prefume my babies seeing as how it's been a "you never know when" type of thing

* My shoulders: Oh and my back! a well placed back rub just gets me SOOOO well disposed and blissful!

* My hair... I keep it unfussy cause I want it touched pulled played with and since its longer than i've had it in years sometimes it does get WAY in the middle of the action.. but no one minds that, guys like it curly cause it DOES get wild after sex, they like it straight cause they get a full body caress with it... umm hmm try it girls!: Ice cube I your mouth (different temperatures, you see) a few milimiters of separation... make your way down to the tasty good while making a variety of stops, kissing blowing some cold air and letting your hair place some tickles here and there... good stuff! Ponytails are supergood for from-behind-fun!

* My Butt: as I said before I'm all for your average slapping but I find it sexier when your hand just REST right where my butt starts... during sex of course I like more pressure personally and some ass play is Not at all discarded... cause its Fun!!!!!! I've had guys never particularly comment on "what they want" back theer cause they want to be un-evolved about it but I've yet to encounter opposition to the followin: Taint Licking, assplay during oral sex, ass slapped/grabbed by way of hello or goodbye, my hands massaging buttcheeks while rubbing his back with oils soooooo I'ma just assume that guys want to be more chickenshit than actually telling that they're enjoying tyhemselves other than moaning when they get surprised!

* My Torso: while not into the guys that want to touch my belly... cause ... um, no thanks (I don't care if it's "cute" to you THAT particular part of me I'm super extra sensitive about) the side of my torso a well placed hand .... yum I like to be properly grabbed Lord I do!!!!

Ooohh I can't talk about much more right now... getting.. horny

Discuss Shall we then?? Gents? what about you all?? dish!!

Cuckhold Fetish

2008-11-19T13:20:00.004-06:00

Listen I SAID I was going to post more But then I Didn't I understand, don't hate me!

Anywhooo I also DID say that We should explore in the interest of putting it out there some normative and NOT so normative sexual behavior and fetishes, right? (I did say that longggg ago) Bueno, let's talk today about Cuckholdry only cause I spoke today to my one guy-friend-like-that who gets absolutely off in knowing he is not the only one and it's always into some "rich detail" type of shit

the term Cuckold is derived from the Old French for the cuckoo, cocu, with the pejorative suffix -ald. The earliest written use of the Middle English derivation, cokewold, occurs in 1250. The females of certain varieties of cuckoo lay their eggs in other bird’s nests, freeing themselves from the need to nurture the eggs to hatching. In medieval Europe, the law, custom, and the church all defined married women as a category of property held by their husbands. Although Christian marriage vows strictly enjoined sexual exclusivity in a marriage for both partners, custom rarely enforced it on the husband.

A nuance of the word often overlooked in contemporary usage is that it refers to a man who, like the bird warming the cuckoo’s eggs, is unaware of his victimization. A man who knows and acquiesced in his wife’s taking of another lover was called a wittol, itself a derivation from the Middle English for "witting (as in knowing) cuckold."

Like many fetishes, his cuckold thing is most likely a subconscious, erotic response to a sexually charged fear. While most of us learn to live with and occasionally conquer our fears without eroticizing them, a number of us respond to sexual fears or traumas by incorporating them into our erotic imaginations. Think of women—hip, together, progressive, feminist women—who act out rape fantasies; think of homos—hip, together, out homos—who dress up like soldiers, cops, firemen, and other stereotypically violent homophobes. Women fear rape, yet some develop a fetish for it. Gay men fear violent homophobes, yet some dress up like violent homophobes. And what do many straight men fear? Being cheated on, of course, and dealing with that particular brand of sexual humiliation

So there you have it, it's a KNOWING, concerted desire for this to happen, this is a tricky fetish cause you also need to have a willing partner and basically a knowing or unknowing third.... and that, my friends , is a tall order, luckily there are communities online catering to these folks, such as: www.cuckoldplace.com and www.adultcommunitiesonline.com/ourhotwive

Anywhoo, me personally I stand on the fence on this, LOL yeah I'm greedy as hell, Bite.Me (yes do please, actually!), and if it's all on the up and up and stuff, well, I don't see why not... Consenting adults and all of that good stuff ... so I'm really not bothered by folks that want to do this with their willing partners in the very least

Regarding my little partner in crime, well he has no problems accepting his shit and no issues with asking me what/who/when and would I do someone else in front of him pretty please with a cherry on top... I haven't agreed

YET

Anyways kiddos , you have any topic you want me to research some or talk about or what have you not (kinks, advice, questions, quiz, share story time) let your QQ know, mmkay.... I need some inspiration at the moment, but I promise I'll get cracking right away!... Hmmm whips!

Quiz Time!!! the Kinky one!

2008-10-05T11:25:00.001-05:00

You Are 90% Kinky

If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky.

You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe.

You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures.

But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky!

Are You Kinky?

OF COURSE I'D GET THAT, LOL

The Whore Bag/ Necesities

2008-10-05T09:38:00.003-05:00

This is a crucial part of your always being ready, I Might have spoken about it before but not at a length and it is this:

You are sexually active, have adventures, You Need YOU a Whore Bag (and it should stay in your car too)

Regularly speaking I STAY a prepared fool with all sorts of things in my purse, like a little sewing kit, tylenol etc

Anywhoo the purpose of a whore bag (which sometimes I transfer into an inconspicuous bigger purse or carry an abbreviated version of same in a smaller baggie that allows me to not look like I got a small carry-on bag ) is for preparedness, say if you end up having sex in an office, at a place not your own, outside , overnight stays, etc

And More or less you want to have:

*Condoms
*Moist towelettes
*An extra Thong (what if you didn't wear one GOING IN??!?!)
*Toothbrush and traveler's size toothpaste
*Little containers of lotion, soap
* A Little towel
* Backups of whatever it is you do to your hair
*Extra lipgloss
*gum or listerine
* A Vibe in case things get boring (I also like to bring my anal plug to come and play and I know someone *JERZ* who bring along her gagball and restrains..>WHATTTTT you never know what would happen)
*Travel size sampler perfume of your choice

My extra for Florida is also a Bathing Suit... just in case, and if overnighting it I'd probably want my pills in addition to the condoms (you know I am the queen of double triple locking that shit down)

No but for serious this has come so handy on my naughty lunch breaks... to come back to the office and look half human!!

Guys have also told me of modified Whore Bags for themselves... as well they should, I'd suggest fewer but very important things nonetheless:

*Condoms (DUH!!, i'm STILL offering a strong fuck you to men thatthing this is optional.... IT'S NOT!!)
*Toothbrush/toothpaste
*a little towel
*Spare undies
*some cologne
*gum or Listerine

Hit me up at the comments if I forgot something or you add extra goodies to your Whore bags

The misconception about s&m proclivities and most kinks

2008-09-25T23:57:00.006-05:00

Generally speaking (and I tend to notice is a more prevalent view us Minorities, peoples of Color... Us!) there is this view that all sexual behavior that is not generally normative or "mainstream" renders the partaker of same as some sort of freak....What the fuck is up with that?

Nowadays it seems having a fetish, a non-vanilla tendency, liking a bit of S&M with your sex, or some other thing is "evil", "crazy", "ewww" etc

That shit is funny to me cause is the same shit that used to be said about Homosexuality, BJ, anal and so forth but as those things become more commonplace something else HAS to take it's place... but why is that?? why can we just be sexually fluid?? or well adjusted contributing members of society that just HAPPEN to enjoy and like something different during sex

Take for instance me: I'm a very bossy bitch, my best friend calls me the game Nazi, my boss constantly praises my badassness, I'm pretty self reliant, and like to go at things in life alone with little to no help from others, behind the close doors of my home, and with a man I'm comfortable with and lovey dovey with:

I want to be taken care off
I want to cook and clean and make his clothes neat
I want to be made plans for, it comforts me , it makes me feel "little girl good"

and in the bedroom I ABSOLUTELY want dominance, I don't mind taking the initiative or asking for sex when I want it but what really gets me hot under the collar is Being submissive to a man, a little bit of hard handling, a slap happy situation, hands restrained, control taken away from me, a bit candle wax, more than a bit of hair pulling, I'm brown so marks on me is not a big fucking deal and who cares when you are in the middle of a hot romp??!... *swoons*

And THAT doesn't make me a bad person or a doormat, or unassertive or wanting to be disrespected by a man (cause if you know me even a little bit you quickly KNOW what sort of shit I will deal with and won't)

Likewise guys into wanting to be dominated are not pussies, no less a man, THAT IS JUST WHAT THEY LIKE IN THE BEDROOM!!

And a man that likes S&M is not a wife beater and is not supposed to be evil and physically hurtful!

And women having rape fantasies don't want to be raped!

And men or women that like porn are not unhealthy

And people that like role playing aren't crazy sexless nerds

And men with cuckold fetishes are not spineless dumb asses!

And men/ or women with Master desires do not lack a tender side or are innate assholes!

And Foot fetishist people are not missing a piece!

And women that have Bisexual tendencies are not careless promiscuous bitches!

And couples that swing aren't cheaters that can't ever be faithful!

And men that want to be pegged or want assplay or like to dabble in other non-normative things like trying panties once in a blue while etc etc are NOT gay they might not be your Macho 1000% Kinsey scale straight but so what!

.... In other words Why pathologize likes??? why make it unacceptable?? In rare cases YES some people with certain desires and willingness to act upon them , things like kids, dead people, animals and so forth ARE not all Kosher and well cause you have to know the limits of making a fantasy come true, and BTW the limits of "OK" should be consent, the safe word and safety and a kid, a pet/farm animal/a dead person CANNOT give consent, bodily fluids COULD be dangerous and leaving a person tied up and gagged unsupervised for long periods of time (even if thy want to) and erotic asphyxiation are not exactly safe if not done well within certain limits.

If anything I have the belief that constantly holding back from things you want to do, and not sharing them with your partners IS crippling to you and turns something you could have been "curious " about and do "once in a while" into an all consuming situation in your life THAT could be absolutely bad, cause then it fucks with the Law of Kink/Vanilla exchanges, which is my doctrine for these cases:

KINKS

You can have a kink and enjoy it, if your partner doesn't share your kink ease up into it ESPECIALLY THE MORE OUT THERE STUFF (a Vanilla partner that is Good giving and game should make EVERY effort to try and meet you half way on whatever you like) THIS HOWEVER is NOT a license to push your kink on your vanilla partner or refuse them the sex THEY like, much less to go at it uninspiredly..... especially not if we are dealing with the more crazy stuff, in fact easing into it for you Kinks means you DON'T GET and shouldn't even dream up of a 50-50 sex exchange...yet... so what deal with it and be thankful thatyou got someone trying to deal with your shit! maybe the balance tips in your favor later, maybe you should try and date specifically tailored for you people... look on the nets!!

VANILLA FOLK

Listen up Im a great lover of missionary, man-on-top BUT if you got a partner that likes more spice and you love them.... what is lost by trying?? you're scared? worried? don't think you'll like it? have tried it and didn't?? SPEAK UP your concerns are valid and should be explored... but so should your partner's sexual likes and what makes them the happy person you enjoy time with, you can discuss your limits, ease up into things, have a signal or a safe word when you are no longer comfortable... But I don''t think you should be close minded and shut shit down just to be an asshole!!!?? you wan someone sleeping with you that feels unfulfilled? sad? anxious? thinking about getting something else on the side cause you won't do it much less discuss it?? you want that sort of relationship???NOOOOOO I didn't think so!!!!! so you owe it to yourself and your partner to try..... What if you end up liking it??? huh?? then what?!

...So the point I was trying to get at is: if you have a Good Giving and Game partner willing to explore your sexuality with you.... Why should that be problematic to someone else?? to society???

Rant over give my your take!

Too Funny SFW Porn

2008-09-25T13:44:00.000-05:00

Multiple Orgasms: the blessings of being a woman!

2008-09-24T23:20:00.006-05:00

Not for nothing but i feel terrible for the girlies that can't come on the regular, I encourage them to seek their happiness, to ask questions to talk to the doctor to demand what they need from their partners (and truly sometimes it just boils down to de-stressing, LOTS OF FOREPLAY, HEAD... you see how I'm looking at you guys??? )

But I'm STRONGLY Multiorgasmic, and after foreplay, intense kissing and the first one... I'm done and gone on the deep end, a guy once said that after a while, a Stiff breeze could work on me

then I also do This:

LOL Hilarity, Xenia Onatopp and The Scissor, which IS that Move!!!

but It's true, guys always freak, for the better (as in the ride with it or check out the signals that they need to hold my legs at the right time) or for worse (whining about rib bruising and " Oh if I didn't know better I'd think you're trying to harm me"... right bitch)

So yeah I'm rubbing it in your collective faces! enjoy, but no for serious ladies, I'm not saying you gotta be multiorgasmic but i firmly believe it shouldn't be painful (unless you want it), it should satisfy you, make you glow and it it's not check on the following:

Your Prescription, him, his skills, if you need to masturbate more, your stress levels, therapy, check that all the body parts are as they should be, in short: Seek it! I need you all healthy, happy and in your glory!

The Sybian: Want!!

2008-09-24T20:31:00.005-05:00

I'm not a Dildo girl generally speaking, as the smallest vibe tends to make me more than QUITE happy!

But this is Hot!!!

To illustrate the point, and this not so graphic Children!

But at 100 bucks a pop.. I don't think I can right now... *sigh* look at this mess.... now Read about it
A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for auto erotic purposes and masturbation . It consists of a Saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center.Various phallic objects are specifically designed for the Sybian and can be attached to the rod. The Sybian is designed to vibrate when used, while its attachment weaves around in a circle. This vibration stimulates the clitoris externally, while the penetrative gyration (in a circular motion) stimulates the g-spot.The intensity of either of these actions can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian's base with a cord. The combination of the different stimuli can presumably produce more intense orgasms than the user might otherwise be able to experience via more standard autoerotic or other sexual activities

It has ALL SORTS of different attachments and stuff, Cool beans!!... God Bless you David Lampert! God Bless you.

Also a rant... Do I STILL have to tell dudes that women as a rule do not necessarily come from Vaginal sex... sometimes NOT AT ALL from that???..... really, men?? Hello? Head Much a LOT.... Lots of foreplay??!!!... and easy with the fingers??? Really am I still having to talk about this with guy friends???

Girls speak up cause this convo Just now that I had had me frustrated as fuck!!

Men thinking Not kissing is what's hot on the streets?? That Pussy eating is Optional??!?!? GAAAHHHHH Am I going to have to start this re-tooling from scratch!??! AGAIN!?

Yeah Yeah Don't Complain: What I've been liking a lot

2008-09-24T20:05:00.005-05:00

Listen up Buddies, I KNOW it's been a while but a girl has been busy and a certain other team member up and abandoned ship!, anywhoo let us talk about the things that have been making me "go go go " lately sexually for no reason other than to give you my take on it and get your opinion:

The Talking that keeps you interested: New team Captain loves to keep it going all day, all weekend even, is a necessity of being far away but it keeps things steamy. is not that lame "Are you touching yourself? are you hot? " is much more sophisticated. BTW guys, no chicks don't come over the phone.... we make it like we do!

The kissing after the tasting:This should be self explanatory and I'm sorry but there is no way people should be (in this day and age proud of not giving oral sex , so let's all assume you are not here in my blog perpetrating some old bullshit..... You should kiss passionately after doing that because.... It's HOT AS HEELLLLLLLLLLL! . To taste yourself in the mouth of who just made you SO Happy... passionately kissing! Hell yeah sign me up!

Lack of squeamishness: because of the aforementioned, I tend to hate HARD on guys that are having sex and being extra precious about fluids, sweat, kissing or going down after penetration... that shit is hot, what planet are YOU on?!, Same goes to you ladies, is SEX Ideally you should be sweating on each other and at a minimum exchanging LOTS of saliva, so really get on with the program... is about high damned noon both men and women KNOW and get real familiar with what they taste like!

The pegging boy LOVED for me to play with myself then get said fingers to his mouth... ohhhh Bless him, that was just a turn on!

Sex Dares: UMMMMM how low/far/hard/slow can you go?? Currently working on how long can I stand with one leg draped over his shoulder if he is eating me out while I stand??: we find out Sunday!

UUMMMMMM UUMMMMMM UMMMMM

What Type of woman are you

2008-06-10T22:53:00.001-05:00

Here try it

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/13485450903912455621/What-Kind-of-Girl-are-You

this was my result

Your Score: The Liberal Beauty

You scored 87 looks, 70 personality, 32 politics, and 93 sex drive!

You're beautiful, you have a great personality, and youre highly sexual. You're a liberal with your views and you don't put morals before everything. You're probably a great wife or girlfriend, and you know how to make sure that the ones you love are happy. You're probably fun in a conversation and I'm sure that you are as loveable as you are beautiful.

Don't Forget to Take My Other 2 Tests

The Music (Rock That Is) Test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8460139144648302003

The One Question Test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10194224782000446693

Link: The What Kind of Girl are You Test written by ramonaaronperez on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
View My Profile(ramonaaronperez)

let me find one for the dudes!...oh this one

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/15912893200295081418/Tits,-Ass,-and-Cuteness

The one about the office sex

2008-06-09T19:49:00.002-05:00

*Sigh* I'm just hot and bothered right this minute cause the subject of this tale actually just called me to propose me some filth, straight UP! (think meeting halfway out of i-95 and book us a room and go nuts)

Anywhoo so we had the good fortune of working very close to each other, what we were doing after hours was crazy good enough that I didn't bat an eyelash when he proposed we did "lunch" at his office. To that end he told me to go during lunch, act as though I was going for a job interview, ask for the boss and wear a skirt for easy access

I did him one better, full on "secretary" garb, glasses, crazy heels conservative but not so much. Walked in the lobby, said I was there for the Assistant position and he came out, The image of professionalism, polo shirt to match the crazy blue eyes, as he ushered me into the office he simply whispered: "Let's see how far we can take this but try to be quiet"

OOOOHHHHH Ya'll this fool lost his shit when he realized I forgot my panties, but rather than get fazed he just sat my ass at the edge of his desk, got on his knees and ate and ate and ate pussy and ass until I was literally soaking wet and my makeup was running off my face, I was splayed on that desk praying to finally be penetrated, either that or that no one would walk in, since half our clothes were off, one of my shoes was off and he'd go for the whole toe sucking, feet licking or flat out let me dig in my other heel in his back while he did the damned thing.....*Le Sigh* Oh and the kissing, the kissing is his Superstrength, he's one of those that like me that if they are doing some face to face missionary type of shit then insane amounts of kissing HAVE GOT TO BE HAPPENING (gents, ladies, BTW cut that shit off about trying to be not intimate while having sex, is like this: You decided to have sex and now you ain't even gonna try to enjoy yourself!!!???? in the most passionate way possible WTF??!!??!)

All I'm gonna say is that I WAS going to cut this guy off but his skills had me coming back every time. Imagine a full on gushy squirt at an office desk/ the ensuing mess/trying to go back to work looking somewhat professional!!, to this end and as a tip to you all "Whore bags" come very handy (Moist towelettes, Listerine strips, makeup, fresh underwear, perfume, Hair fixings, Tide pen, condoms etc etc)

Oh, so in the end I walked out, some dude that worked there said hi and all of that (that guy ended up being extra shocked when he just saw I kept coming back for "interviews" every other day!), we parted ways very professional at the door (because before that we made out horribly before leaving his office)and a great time was had by all... i'd be exhausted on the way back to the office but so giddy that my boss kept bothering me about my fresh little attitude and glow after lunch, he asked if I was napping in the car or what the hell!!!

WANT... So bad!!

2008-06-04T13:29:00.003-05:00

...ANd my b-day is coming up too!! ya'll should gift me this

BODITALK ESCORT!!! which basically is:

Let Boditalk escort accompany you to new levels of ecstasy while you are on the go Boditalk. escort is a discreet wearable bullet that is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close range. It will vibrate to a pre-programmed pattern. This little bullet of joy can also be enjoyed without your cell phone, and has 7 stimulating patterns to excite you while you are on the move. Works with all cell phones including Apple's new iPhone™.

Additional Product Details:

* Size: Bullet vibe measures 2 1/2" long and 1 1/8" in diameter.
* Materials: Molded from premium grade hypoallergenic hot pink non-toxic, non-porous ABS plastic with a PU coating giving the vibe a velvety feel. This product is phthalate free.

Package Includes:

* Bullet vibe
* Belt clip remote
* Velvet privacy pouch
* 1-year OhMiBod warranty

Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included).

Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic parts.

...Because I need to do WORSE things with my phone than taking extremely terrible pictures, which, like a bad Christmas present, I have NO compunction re-gifting

Pegging and all the other stuff that our dear reader asked about

2008-06-04T10:55:00.001-05:00

Blogger Skoolboi Krush said...

I need to hear about:
1. pegging
2. sex club
3. sex at the office
4. MMF threesome

First off the all involve One guy and he's the bomb in bed

1- The Pegging Story: I have the BEST crazy Hook-up dude that will do and let me do ANYTHING to him sexually, I guess you could define him as one of those polyamorous style folk that will readily do and try anything so long as is pleasurable and yet can keep some semblance of a real relationship going (sadly he wants me for this as well... well, not sadly, i could certainly use.... aghhh anyways, not for here) but the point is that I've been testing mine and his limits of compliance and we have been involved in all sorts of crazy adventures for the past few. I asked him if he'd let me peg him. He being the evolved dude he is said yes, because , gents...unless god starts making ya'll differently, YOUR G spot , happily resides under your prostate and the only way to touch and stimulate that is via your Ass and or Taint, stimulation of same WILL provide you with earthshattering orgasms damned near involuntarily.....

... And there is nothing gay about that, or unclean, so open up your minds, and set the pride bullshit aside, it is what it is, it feels good and is a purely physical fact, which is why I been easing up with my REALLY great in bed dudes into some anal stimulation while doing the BJ (which is ALSO why I've been BEGGING you Gents to keep it clean!!! I mean, how can I tell the ladies to go there if you are A) not gonna reciprocate, B) be nasty)

Anyways you don't do that whole thang in one sitting (even on a willing partner (and this goes also for dudes doing anal sex on us) So, as I said before a lick here and there while doing the BJ is a good way to start... then you can move on, to well lubed (nails trimmed!) finger(s), after that, I'd usually leave it at the vibrating buttplug BUT this time we went big for the special occasion and got me a harness thingamabob with space to put the dildo of our choice(with little extra space for me to get mine with my vibe, like so, we didn't get too happy with the penetration device and went for something small and modest and the such.....

Lord I have never seen a dude come so hard... Tearing-up-loud-yelling-push-me-off-and-fuck-me-hard-right-after.. Hard... doesn't take too long either, if you are doing your Job correctly... not at all... Man that was delicious, I'm getting extra bothered.. the power high, the different interaction was very very very arousing to me

Also Pegging is NOT to be confused with good old gay men having sex or strap on lesbians having their fun... cause Pegging actually only and strictly involves a Straight identified Male with a straight identified Female

WHOOO I can't even talk about the rest right this minute... later.. I'll update later

Tatts and piercings

2008-05-25T08:31:00.005-05:00

Listen, I don't know if it rocks your personal boat or not... but to me, men... with tatts *swoon*, men with tatts and piercings???! A Panty Moistening combo, Shit, Matter of fact my straight, non-ever-trying-a-girl self still gets sorta bothered when I see Kat Von D, not for any other reason than them thangs!

The dude is ugly you say? I don't care I WILL have to look at least, possibly double take, if I'm at the beach drunk I'll probably say some dumb shit and end up TRYING to touch too!, Why? dammit it if I know

Even in this extreme context...

...I HAVE TO LOOK to make sure he is tall and cute and shit

Although I absolutely like em as body art on men and women, i really liked the surprise I got with my latests and bestest new Rooster member, in which you could NEVER have imagined that this clean cut sweet faced dude was like COVERED in tatts AND had a nipple ring to up the ante!

WHHEEEEWWWWWW

As for me 3 tatts and counting (cause there will be more, I just like them discreet) and a belly piercing and a clit ring..... what can I say, I love them things!

In the Past few months...

2008-05-25T08:21:00.003-05:00

This could be a good game of true or false... don't worry I'll tell you about everything in rich detail if something interests you in the particular, but I digress.. I have:

1-....Engaged in pegging?

2-....gone to a sex club?

3-....Engaged in Erotic asphyxiation?

4-....Used someone just for sex?

5-....Dabbled into light and not so light bondage?

6-....Attended a fetish party?

7-....Went to meet my play partner at his office for sex, then got back to work all sweaty and bothered?

8-....Worn no underwear in public?

9-....sent erotic pictures?

10-....tried my hand at domination?

11-....Foot masturbation?

12-....used blindfolds?

13-....had someone lick feet, shoes, heels?

14-....had sex at the nude beach? In broad daylight?

15-....had sex in a car?

16-...the elusive MMF threesome?

.... You give me your answers and what you want to hear more on, I'll tell you later

I promise I'm gonna update soon...

2008-05-11T22:16:00.004-05:00

I damned well should as good and tasty as I've been getting it some days

Let me know what you want to hear about for reals, cause I'm planning on talking tatts, fun with a whip or cat o nine tails and tips as well as actual medical info but please do gather yourselves and let me know what YOU want to hear about or talk about?? Stories?? techniques?? facts and examples?? Nasty pictures (I'm not trying to put you out of a job!!!!) fantasy?? what? what??

Ha! I stay telling people how I roll!

2008-04-09T11:09:00.002-05:00

Guys can miss me with that "you don't ever want to do another chick?"

Here is your answer:

Your Score: Straight

You scored 40 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

As of right now, you are interested in the opposite sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, it is possible that you have latent homosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered.

Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
View My Profile(tall_man_54)

Your turn Precious Lambs!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/12680914741600896164/Sexuality-Spectrum

My favorite toys!

2008-04-09T10:11:00.009-05:00

...Which is not to say that I'd take a toy over a good self-help session, or appropriate tonguing or a good selfless dick BUT when I'm pressed for time, unable to sleep, etc, these babies do the trick quite awesomely, the other stuff is just things I love and own:

The Tongue II: I almost married that thing when I first got it!!!, so good, It appeals to me because I'm not a "rabbit" chick, I'm not big on dildoes to be honest, I mean the whole point of toys for me is that Vaginal stimulation is not the end all be all to the female body and to most women (NOT ME, PLAYA!) an orgasm wouldn't even easily happen of of that alone, This then fits the bill awesomely!

Lila: This bad ass packs a punch, sleek and simple.... and I believe in simplifying your life, I promise few minutes of this low setting and a porn and you'll be done (of course don't use often of furiously because we shall have a problem in out hands... think of it as guys' lame ass "grip Of Death" masturbatory technique.... makes it hard for your partner to get you there if that's the only sensation you want to be used to)

The Butt Plug: and this one not only brings me joy... I also use it (after cleaning it judiciously) while I'm doing my BJ thing... for an extra punch, don't do this on someone you don't much like cause then you'll have them coming around like ya'll coupled up!. This one is similar to mine only mine is red and cute.

Bed Restrains: De-fucking-li-ci-oso!! and easy on you as opposed to restrains that you couldn't easily shake off

Kamasutra in Strawberry: Fellas, wise up , we LOOOOOVVEEE the type of shit that would make us taste, smell and feel good, so if you are NOT getting this for your lady, then don't tell me NOTHING about that! HmmmPPHH. No, but for serious, this makes your skin SUPER soft and lickably sweet and for those of you *side eye* that are still acting like BJs and Pussy Eatings are options (Which they are NOT people Should do this WELL for their partners) this makes the going easier and what not.

I'll make another one later explaining the ones that I want to add to my arsenal... let me go make my eyes bigger and greedy, tell me about your favorite playstuff

The importance of daily flirting and having sex when you"don't feel like it"

2008-03-28T10:36:00.003-05:00

Ladies, guys and gays, this is what I think on both subjects:

Many servings of Flirting WILL improve your sex life: Shit, not just your sex life, YOUR Whole life!. Makes you walk with extra pep, makes you sassy quick with the tongue, makes you stay on your appearance "A" game, makes for a good workout motivator, and if you stay flirting with your significant other throughout the day, the explosion when you get home is going to kick your ass!. Also it works both ways on making you and the person you're flirting with, checking out feel very appreciated.

Guys On that note: Do so with class, and SUBTLETY that aggressive wolf-stare down is not the business with strangers, save it for your actual girl THAT is the only time that such a thing feels tasty

Ladies: you get a pass to be real blatant with it cause guys never get a clue.

Now then, to those of you in steady situations this is what I say on sexy sex:

SEX WHEN YOU "DON'T FEEL LIKE IT" EVENTUALLY GETS YOU THERE AND...: sorry to be antiquated but I do fully believe that is part of your commitment/obligation to each other to put out as often and as requested as possible, it releases good hormones, stress leaves you and trust me this good action generates a great body chain reaction.

Note to guys: this is not an excuse to be an abusive asshole this is a give and take situation, and so if your wifey/chick/boo/old lady does NOT feel all horny It's On you to make it happen; that includes but is not restricted to helping her clean, making HER dinner, put the little badassess to bed, give her an ACTUAL back rub (not that 5 minutes lame shoulder rub shit), Eating pussy generously, or French kissing her PASSIONATELY while she is doing dishes, Shit even a joint shower. The point is that, if you are not doing your part of the job why should she?

Ladies: really, down with the excuses and the B.S, If you want it, ask him for it in no uncertain terms, if he wants it set the stresses of the day aside and give it some good effort, the dishes can be done tomorrow so don't be a punk ass, a happy partner is more important than a perfect house!,masturbate, keep your mind there, trust me it'll be worth it!

Pearling

2008-03-22T16:17:00.003-05:00

OK, Now and again I'm going to introduce some fetish/ sexual practice/subculture thing going on,as always, feel free to discuss, suggest, give us your take in the comment section as to what you'd be interested in hearing/seeing, etc, etc

And on that note today we have:

Pearling or Genital Beading

Which is a form of Genital modification in which small beads are permanently inserted under the genitals (either under the skin of the labia or the shaft of the penis)

This practice is mostly done by men, mostly to achieve a look and for erotic pleasure of partners during vaginal or anal sex. Think of the rabbit and those pearls that move in the shaft... only in real life LOL)

There are two common procedures, either procedure is relatively safe with risks and healing much like a subdermal implant in any other part of the body, although, like many genital piercings, the generous blood flow to the genitals can reduce healing times considerably. Migration is very common, during and after healing, although careful healing can minimize the amount of migration. Rejection is rare, but can occur.

A wide variety of inert implant materials can be used for this implant. Teflon, silicon, surgical steel or titanium are commonly used materials. Prior to the availability of modern materials, there is a long history of pearls being used in this implant, hence the name pearling. There is an alternate form of this implant, where short curved "ribs" are inserted, rather than pearls.

The most well known historical use of this involves the Yakuza of Japan, a semi-criminal subculture whose members perform several notable types of body modification, including full body tattooing and the amputation of finger joints in penance to their superiors. By the Yakuza, pearling is performed in prison, with each pearl supposedly symbolizing a year spent in prison.

Pearling is a fairly common practice among Filipino seamen, especially among the older ones. They say they learned the practice from Japanese seamen.

Pearling is very common in the military and prison systems of the former Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, as well as among Organized crime syndicates. Modification is performed by inmates using household appliances, without anesthetics; soap is used as antiseptic. Typically, insertions are made from specially prepared round plastic pieces. In average, this modification involves 3-4 round balls 6-8 mm in diameter, and several cylinders 1 cm long and 3-4 mm in diameter. An opening in the skin is made by a metal chair hitting a penis or a specially sharpened handle of a spoon, then the plastic is inserted. Pearling is also found in members of Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13) gang in Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras. This procedure involves the piercing of the foreskin and inserting a marble, 10-15 mm in diameter. The insertion of the bead, known as "el cinco" (the marble), is done mostly in prisons by inmates without the basic hygienic conditions. Gang members use the bead as a form of gang allegiance (along with ornately decorated tattoos that depict gang life) and as a sexual enhancer

A bit out there for mama BUT.... knowing me....

(also don't say I don't love you, because I didn't post the pics I found, In fact I'm only providing this for your visual at your own leisure IF you feel like it: Beading)

Female Ejaculation! Oh my lovelies!

2008-03-22T15:44:00.004-05:00

So let's talk about something I experienced recently, back to back no less!, and it is the beautiful, otherworldly thing called Female Ejaculation; Let's review shall we?:

Female ejaculation (also known as squirting or gushing) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts and/or urethra during orgasm. The exact source of the fluid is debated, although some researchers believe it originates from the Skene's gland.

The Skene's glands (also known as the lesser vestibular, periurethral glands, paraurethral glands,[1] or female prostate) are glands located on the forward wall of the vagina, around the lower end of the urethra. They drain into the urethra and near the urethral opening. These glands are surrounded with tissue, which includes the part of the clitoris that reaches up inside the vagina and swells with blood during sexual arousal.

Lack of understanding

While many in the medical and scientific communities are now acknowledging the existence of female ejaculation, there remains a large void when it comes to solid scientific data explaining:

* The process of ejaculation in females.
* The source of the fluid itself.

Nature of the fluid

Studies have been done but their findings are limited. While current information offers no solid information about the source of the fluid, chemical analysis performed on the fluid has revealed that while it sometimes contains at least traces of urine, it regularly contains chemical markers unique to the prostate (whether male or female).

The latest research indicates the possibility that all women produce female ejaculate, even if they are not aware of it:

* The expelled or released fluid is not urine, it is an alkaline liquid secreted by the paraurethral (alongside the urethra) glands.

* The paraurethral glands produce an enzyme called prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), along with prostate-specific antigen (PSA).

* Skene's gland also produces Human Protein 1, a trait formerly believed to be unique to the male prostate.

Studies have found that:

* 54-60% of women have experienced emission of fluid at orgasm,
* with 6% reporting that they regularly ejaculate in a forceful manner, and
* an additional 13% stating that they have done so infrequently.

To Illustrate the point:

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Now then, Let me tell you something, dearly beloved! When this happened I truly honestly said to myself: Oh.Hell.Naw.heffa you did NOT just had the NERVE of pissing on yourself on your own bed????!!?!! WOOT????! But it just kept going and going and curiously I still felt like "I could go to the bathroom". I mean I was gushing and (TMI ALERT TMI ALERT!!) It didn't smell like piss either. But I'm nasty regardless of my doubts I went ahead got a towel and kept on keeping on cause both parties voted to keep on going.

The Orgasm that was accompanying this let-go of fluid was crazy good too!!

The next day (oh yes believe these festivities lasted well into the next day!) I get a repeat of the same, now there is no doubt in my head of what's going on, I discussed it with him and he tells me that yes he noticed and yes he's hitting the spot again, on purpose. To this end there was a lot of good prep work, not just the whole having me sit on his face to partake of some "no reciprocation required" head, I get to reciprocate anyways (cause I like that), and all the other stuff but the way he was moving and probing and trying positioning was apparently the clue to it all.

*shivers*

So anyways, couples, gents, and steady dealer-having ladies that can afford the luxury of a thorough nice and easy (or hard and fast, depends on your preference) sexploration; I think a good homework this next few days would be (NO PRESSURE,OK!!!???, just enjoy your damned selves!) to try and get there, give the lady in your life the gift of that crazy release and the accompanying crazy orgasm that goes with it, I promise, promise, promise, all the involved parties are going to feel like Certified Sex Gods immediately after! (if nothing else I'm signing you up for crazed sex)

1 in 4.... Come on ladies we are FAILING our girls here!

2008-03-14T08:19:00.007-05:00

Wed Mar 12, 4:44 AM ET

CHICAGO (AFP) - One in four teenage girls in the United Sates has been infected with at least one sexually transmitted disease, according to a study released Tuesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The first study to examine the combined national prevalence of common STDs among adolescent women in the United States estimates that at least 3.2 million teens aged 14 to 19 are currently infected.

Since the study only tested for the four most common sexually transmitted diseases, it is possible that the total prevalence among US teens is greater than the study's rate of 26 percent, the authors warned.

"Today's data demonstrate the significant health risk STDs pose to millions of young women in this country every year," said Kevin Fenton, director of the CDC's National Center for HIV/AIDS, Viral Hepatitis, STD and TB Prevention.

"Given that the health effects of STDs for women -- from infertility to cervical cancer -- are particularly severe, STD screening, vaccination and other prevention strategies for sexually active women are among our highest public health priorities."

Half of the 838 girls who participated in the study reported ever having sex and of those, 40 percent were infected with an STD.

African American girls were particularly at risk: 48 percent of all African American girls were infected with an STD compared to 20 percent of white teens tested.

The most common STD overall was human papillomavirus, or HPV, with an infection rate of 18.3 percent.

Chlamydia was discovered in 3.9 percent of the teens, trichomoniasis in 2.5 percent and herpes in 1.9 percent.

Among teens who had an STD, 15 percent had more than one.

Infections rate rose to 50 percent among girls with three or more partners while 20 percent of those who had only had sex with one person had been infected.

"High STD infection rates among young women, particularly young African-American women, are clear signs that we must continue developing ways to reach those most at risk," said John Douglas, director of the CDC's Division of STD Prevention.

"STD screening and early treatment can prevent some of the most devastating effects of untreated STDs."

The CDC recommends HPV vaccination for all girls and women between the age of 11 and 26 and annual Chlamydia screening for sexually active women under the age of 25.

While most HPV infections will clear on their own, some will persist and can cause cervical cancer.

Two other studies released Tuesday found inadequate screening of high-risk teens.

The first found that just 27 percent of young women seeking emergency contraception were screened for chlamydia or gonorrhea.

The second found that only 38 percent of young women receiving contraceptive services associated with unprotected sex such as pregnancy tests were offered STD testing, counseling or treatment.

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Well OF COURSE chicks are just having sexual diseases by themselves... their whorey thought bring them about, don't you know that??

Matter fact I'm still giving a goddamned hearty side eye to these researches that didn't bother to find out how much disease is generating out of High School Jocks pre-cum.... this sort of double standard (turning the blind eye when boys start masturbating at all hours of the day but telling girls all sorts of no-sense-making-bs) is why girls don't know or learn a damned thing about their sexuality until they are 5 months preggo...

Ugh I get heated about this sort of shit, if people talked to their kids about sex and gifted their girls vibrators when they turn 15 (so they can get to know their bodies and what pleases them instead of wasting time taking part of them shit ass "rainbow parties") we'd have less bullshit to go around.

I mean, We have GOT to educate them equally, Sex is not evil people!, Not knowing what's out there, not educating your young loved ones, not teaching people how to tackle their sexuality in safe ways, how to please and know themselves and respect themselves to where they would want to also please someone else in the future, getting preachy but not educating, creating a new generation of sexual conformist prudish human being that will most likely catch a disease and in their ignorance pass it further along at the first whiff of freedom, THAT, my dears IS the fucking evil.

Seriously, those of you with kids, teenagers in your lives, open up the dialogue, don't let your "adulthood" /close-mindedness,/years of pre-conditioned behavior/old sexual mores keep you from reaching out to that guy or girl, I don't mean it in a nasty way either, they need a place of safety a sounding board, someone other than dumbasses their own age to explain the facts, the real kind!. It's not supposed to make you feel comfortable, or cozy, is just necessary!.

Gasp!... i'm still respectable????

2008-03-13T23:40:00.000-05:00

You try now!

http://www.okcupid.com/slut

Unnattached, non-emotional sex

2008-03-13T23:05:00.003-05:00

This one i'm throwing to you all to chew on and give me your thoughts on the matter

So Listen up, here I don't much talk about relationships or anything like that but we all know nothing beats the intimacy of a a sex romp with your one and only that knows you inside out and that has developed that connection with you

Blah Blah blah.....

Well let me tell you

That hot bruise/shame inducing hot extravagant sex with that virtual stranger, the fuck buddy, the dude (or chick or tranny or twink) that puts it on you on that purely physical, animal level and afterwards doesn't want or expects much from you and it has that mutual understanding attached to it Is just as motherfucking good, rewarding, releasing and tasty

Don't believe me? try it before you knock it, in fact, some of you may already some sort of understanding with that person that ALMOST has it all but doesn't quite get there (and don't worry THAT IS ok, not everyone is your EHarmony damned match, ride that out for a bit, be honest abut mutual expectations at some point in time), shit I encourage those paired up to meet up at some random joint have a few drinks and straight act like you don't even know each other and:

*Say some untoward rude nasty shit, moan as much as you like, giggle, laugh, curse

*pull hair, push some face (in ...or whatever the occasion calls for)

*eat pussy/dick AND a little bit of ass like a champ

*wear condoms(yup that too even if you DO know each other "Stranger-Danger" bitches!!)

*Switch positions

*sit on some fool's face and DEMAND to be serviced

*Bite, lick and suck wherever you damned well please

*Go the whole hog, you might not see this person again, or will do so sporadically, or could care less about your "reputation", for God's sake you might be play-acting with your real man for all we know (Ladies PERFECT effing opportunity to let out the beast and truly communicate what is it that you want)

*While waiting for round two go ahead and masturbate... in front of each other why not!

*Grab on to some ass, HARD.

Then provide a sexy, possibly not-so fresh, "fuck you later" kiss goodnight put your clothes on and carry the heck on (BE NICE!!!!!)

Try it! (don't I give the best homework?)

The Campsite Rule: This is for you all that like em' young

2008-03-06T11:19:00.002-06:00

Dan Savage (whom I openly worship) once and again he preaches about the Campsite Rule when dealing with youngsters (none of this applies to me cause I am the one in search of a big daddy, I shall not cougar until my 40s), for those of you who cougar (ladies) or that like the fresh young things (fellas) you DO have to abide by this when playing with then young. And By this I mean At LEAST 17 otherwise I'd call the po-pos on you myself:

YOU gotta leave them In better shape than you found them: That means teach them the tips and the tricks (ladies you know exactly what I'm talking about, the bad kissers, the ones that watched more porn than they should have...), you gotta keep them healthy and unpregnant (for the men, and if you aren't using condoms then fuck you anyways).

Is also NOT fair to pressure them into a bad situation: those of you trying to bareback a young boy or pressure a young girl into some sick demented DP fantasy, also get a side eye from me.

You MAY NOT lead them on or to believe that this has a future: I mean if it happens Hurray! but you cannot delude them or yourself into thinking that its a viable long term arrangement especially if there is a big age gap.

You gotta let them go when they (or you) decide play time is over: But you gotta do it gently , don't fuck things up for everyone else, their minds are still young a malleable so....

Take advantage but not really , so technically what I'm saying is, instead of the Campsite rule, let's rework it to : Leave them BETTER than you found them

WHOA! Watch and discuss

2008-02-22T08:47:00.002-06:00

Is This really Preferable than putting in the work on finding a partner???

Let me know, is long but interesting

"Guys and Dolls"

I personally gotta collect my thoughts before I can talk, LOL

Porny Goodness

2008-02-18T21:44:00.003-06:00

Il Sensual Bi here! I know my partner in crime is about to shoot my ass 'cause I haven't made any contributions to this here thang but a sista been busy with stuff other than sex. Amazing, I know, but true! I was going to just add my thoughts onto Q's post but I realized that it would make that shit longer than necessary so here's my own little post o' porn.

Likes

Favorite porn stars/starlets: Mandingo, Jack Napier, Brian Pumper, Justin Slayer, the men and women on rude.com that can eat the hell outta some pussy lol, Caramel (although that *moan...HISSSSS* shit has GOT to GO!), Charlie Angel (Cute and so into what she does no matter what sex she's with), Lacey Duvall (A-dor-a-ble), and...well...there's a few more I like but I can never catch their names, so *shrugs*

Asslicking vids: There's just something about watching an asshole get lovingly licked that sets me on fire! I think it's a VERY underappreciated technique in porn and in real life. I tend to prefer F/f, M/f, and M/m (Female "dominant" over female, male "dominant" over female and male "dominant" over male) than F/m because the scenes that are F/m seem to be more in the vein of "Yeah BITCH lick my ASS!!" than any kind of pleasure.

Lesbian vids: I'll link to my previous post about it later. I ain't about to type all that shit all over again! :-P

Gay vids: LOVE gay porn! Ok...let me set some parameters heah. I love Black Gay porn and maybe a little bit of Latin but not too into the white Gay porn. For one thing, a LOT of them seem to be pasty and very musclehead-y. Also, there doesn't seem to be as much (if any) weird insertion (YUGE dildos, bottles, butt pumps, etc.) scenes in "Ethnic" porn.

I get the feeling that even if I wasn't Bi (ok, 97% straight) I would still be into Gay porn because there's just something about seeing two sexy ass men enjoy each other that turns me way on! For some reason, I'm partial to the whole "thug love" genre of Gay porn. Maybe it's because I've had VERY secret fantasies of the ex-dealer getting it on with his best friend. *shivers with delight*

*clears throat*

As I was saying...

Latin/Latina porn is good with me but why do they always pick the whitest-looking people? *sighs* I have a good idea why that is *daps Q* but I'm not going to get into that right now.

T-Girl (Tranny porn): Another one of my most recent faves. I think this is due to my desire to peg a guy one day. I love seeing a very feminine T-Girl getting licked and sucked and then REALLY giving it to the guy or girl as the case may be (but not NEARLY enough!). *fans myself* On another note, I would SO fuck a T-Girl! Tittays AND a big ass dick? Sign me up, dammit!

Anal: Ohhhhhhhh how I love anal porn! I used to hate it (for reasons I'll list in the section below) but now I find that I'm actively looking for it. I know that everyone thinks that it hurts and whatnot but from my experiences it can be the greatest thing evah and I only watch the ones where all the parties involved looking and sound like they're having fun.

Dislikes

Spitting: EWWWWWWWWWLLLL! I honestly do NOT get the appeal of this! I mean, letting some saliva dribble down the dick or pussy or ass as a means of lubrication is fine but when you get to HOCK-TOOEY!-ing it, that's when I have to shut it off. NOTHING is sexy about hockin' a loogie during sex. NOTHING!!

Gaping assholes: Ugh. What the hell is so sexy about focusing on a tube of raw flesh that will not close for hours? I--*gags*

Physical violence: A little spank and hair-pulling here and there is good but when it crosses into damn near beating someone on camera, I have to turn away. Red, RAW asses, neck-snapping hair pulling, and face smacking is NOT sexy!

Verbal violence: *sighs* YES, it does exist in porn! I just can't get with the whole "BITCH WHORE CUNT TWAT SLUT!!" thing. That's from the females, too.

Stereotypes: Look, I understand that porn isn't exactly a moral breeding ground but damn! I know that the biz of porn is to portray the men as meat puppets and the women as fuck sluts but when it goes into the "Latina will fuck for entry into U.S./is a dirty slutty maid/will fuck anyone in her native land for money", I step back. There's also "Black women are African sex goddesses/are from the ghetto/want to be in rap videos and will fuck to appear in them/have big juicy booties that want to get fucked", "White women are slutwhores/will fuck anywhere at any time/want Black dick and the more the better." and "Asian women are submissive/want Black dick/will do the most depraved shit ever/are fuck goddesses.". Bullshit, the whole lot of it!

Lessee...what else? Um...rape fantasies, choking, gagging, vomiting, cum drinking, cum farts, snowballing/cum swapping, enemas, ANY shit and/or urine play, ANY animal displays, menustration, pregnant porn, basically any depraved thing you can think of, I don't like.

Well, that's it. Hope you enjoyed this little journey into my sexual psyche. I'll try to contribute to the page a whole lot more from now on. :-D

What porn are you into?!

2008-02-17T00:04:00.002-06:00

If you know me you know I'm TMI Queen extraordinaire, you also know I frequent porn stores like one would go to the supermarket and it's usually just to browse around

So without further ado I'm into weird porn choices so let me get it over with:

Gay porn: this is set to include twinks and thugs equally (I happen to like that they always get sexy men, and men interact with each other so much more differently, there is not stupid power assertion, a bit of vulnerability, good ass BJs)

Tranny Porn: Which is the only female I'd consider fucking In other words A man, i'm strictly dickly!. There is an utter fascination I have with how pretty some look, how unnatural other are trying to look, and the fact that is mostly male on T-girl....I enjoy the Girl on T-girl stuff but it's a bit harder to find... with good looking folk anyways, although Brazil has yet to let me down on my needs

MMF threesomes and with Bi guys: Again Because I like the mfm imagery a lot (but we already know what I REALLY think of that) and because of the different way males relate to one another when there is two rough clearly powerful looking hot dudes and there will be mutual dick sucking and ass happenings.

Assplay: Any movie where the butt is going to be attended to I'm down with

Attractive People: I already told ya'll that Ron "Ugly Fat Ass" Jeremy shit its for the birds, I want hot men and believably cute chicks (otherwise I spend half the movie calculating how much money went into that body or trying to see if the twat is as dirty-orange as the rest of her)

Rough sex: Because a chick into choking, hair pulling, pushing against a wall, delayed gratification, biting, and who regularly gets into that sort of mess WOULD be into that.

Verbose Guys: I heart expressive shit talking guys I love love that shit in porn and in my bedroom, luckily I train dudes well ahead of time so they know what I'm going to be needing.

People that kiss and touch each other well: belies a nice sexy level of comfort and passion and intimacy so I likes a lot, cause in real life I despise to be with guys that won't take advantage of the only basic good thing about missionary position, that being full makeout mode is do-able

Oh of course I like regular stuff but not where women are clearly having a shitty shit shit time! I like the Porn Princesses to enjoy themselves else I'm not happy!

What I'm NOT into is rude, painful looking shit, reality porn(consistently stuffed with drunk girls and ugly jerks), the gangbang with the white chick and the rude black dudes, the one where they act like assholes to women, Barely legal porn, women that look like crackwhores, low budget, 80s porn, lame ass Latin softcore shit, anywhere where pussy patting is going to happen, badly groomed people, preggo or granny or obese folk porn and shit involving animals or the foot fetish gone gross.... that's the only stuff I'm not really into

So what turns your cranks???

And this one is for my ladies

2008-02-15T06:02:00.010-06:00

Hola hotnesses!, You KNOW I love you right??, Cause you are NOT going to find a more Pro-Girl chick out there!. I know and love and Am a solid chick I won't let you go out there with stuff on your teeth or sporting a bad look, if I see you in a bathroom or the street rocking something fabulous chances are I'm going to compliment you on your style, no hate!

But now comes the time to man you up, same as I did the menses so welcome to:

THINGS YOUR MAN WON'T TELL YOU BUT THAT Q WILL

1. Not giving head or doing that for a short period of time, or acting like your licking a bowl of old milk: Princesses, this one also applies to you, there is nothing attractive about that, dicks (or pussay depending on your preference) DO NOT BITE, they do however give pleasure, and cause great amounts of lusty joy to the recipient of a thorough, proper head, so get on it!. If you don't know ask, read, speak up!

2. Grooming: Again This one too applies to ladies, I'm not advocating the bald eagle look (but it works for me) just keep your shit trimmed nice and tight. also get your nails and your hair did (you don't have to spend a whole bunch of money to do this, I learned to do my own, very well..just be patient and practice) and look at this as an investment on you!, same thing with the hair, shit wear a pretty scarf on the days when you don't look it or feel it but DO SOMETHING!. Trust!, It doesn't have to be extensions and bright red polish and a full face of makeup always just groom to where you feel good, sexy, pretty, smell good, this will make YOU feel confident, guys trip over a confident chick

3: working out: Listen, I hate working out, but after 24 things are not effortless, I am not 130 pounds and tits anymore so you know...get with it I'm not telling you get anorexic on me or whatever I am advocating for get moving , run, do something it'll make you feel BEEYYYYOOOOOTIFULLL and men notice you when you are all sweaty flushed with the accomplishment of having put some time in the gym. Go check the guys at TEAM DIESEL out for pointers, postulate questions they'll give you some cool ideas, in fact just now they have a good one up on Chicks and lifting weights!, work out at home, in pairs, whatever It'll make you feel better abut you, it'll clear up your skin, it'll make you sleep better and sex better and feel cool about your body. Stay on them Kegels too!!!

4. STOP WITH THE SELF CRITICIZING: Listen up, while naked or in the bedroom (because um....if you are already there someone saw you as bone-able so what's up?!), or clothed or in front or people or ever! It is not a good look to be downing yourself, to be second guessing yourself to be treating YOU like shit, stop ding that ASAP! leave that for unconfident people, you big up yourself, tell yourself everyday that you are beautiful that you got it going on, work towards it until you believe it, walk in that affirmation everyday, humbly so, may I add, but trust it and say it until you believe it!

5.Ask for what you want in bed: seriously,beauties... the shy chick the madonna-whore complex is NOT in. you want to be tied up, spanked, a toy a position, it hurts, it's not good, want more, less ASK speak up, being good giving and game in bed also includes getting yours and getting yours entails explaining or going after what makes your kitty tingle, get it shorty!

6.DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH SEX: listen, if you are having a night or are pooped or your period is in progress, fine I understand, but there is nothing cute, or good or empowering or nice about withholding sex from your man, or being punitive, that is just NOT cool, if you have issues talk them out but that passive aggressive shit ain't it! just makes you look like a shrew and open up a whole other host of issues, I do honestly believe that that is the single worst shit a chick can do. Also that outdated notion of you have to wait _____________ amount of dates to have sex... yeah I say whatever , have sex when you are ready and want it and fuck all that, if a guy can't respect you cause you want sex as much as he does, you send him a big fuck you and a pacifier from me, they need to evolve because somehow they got it in their mind that women should be a certain way..... umm NOT!

7. Sure i told men to masturbate less but: You need to masturbate more... a whole lot more, more and more and more.. it'll help you sleep, it'll give you that nice flushed happy look, it'll help you know your body, and keep you on that sexy mindset, it melts the stress away and makes for a good look (let them see you doing YOU... that worked out fabulously for me a few weeks back) it helps you explore your fantasies and all that good stuff, so plunge away ladies!

And guys UNLESS You are willing to clown yourselves 3 posts downs or so or are about to throw props and flower and a VALID concern save it!, girlies.. proceed!

New buddies

2008-02-09T21:30:00.000-06:00

Hello *waves*

These have been added to the top drawer of happiness!!

Nothing quite elevates your man to the sex toy position quite like a vibrating cock ring, these fun little thingamabobs keep the guy hard, the balls cupped tight and the vibration makes the whole thing feel yummier than your average dildo. WOOT!!!

The purple one actually tackles it all the clit the inside sugar walls and a little tease for the butt BUT i prefer to use is as a simple vibe for a quickie... but not too much now, just like I bitched out guys about constant masturbation with the "Grip of Death", ladies, YOU CANNOT stay on that hard crazy buzzy buzz-buzz of the vibes, that stuff will get off of in 6 minutes and addicted in 2, you finna want to propose to so WATCH IT Princesses!!!

Also I got a couple of movies I'm so psyched about this one cause one was an amateur shit that the dude picked but then I got to pickkkkk:

I *HEART* this dude so much!!, LOL I adore Mr. Rocco Siffredi, his cheesy Euro tackiness fills me up with joy, he is one of those very few dudes in porn that has certain qualities I look for in porn:

A bit of vulnerability (enjoying oneself has nothing to do with looking or being an asshole)

A good balance of rough and soft (Oooh and he does give it good)

A HAWT body (that whole ugly, fat, flabby dude shit doesn't fly with me)

Making something feel enjoyable ACTUALLY to the chick in question

LOTS of butt action, appropriately done!

AAAHHH Rocco

I'm so stoked that I'm saving that one for a little bit

Threesomes

2008-01-31T11:57:00.000-06:00

Let's discuss shall we??

I personally haven't done it , because as freaky as I am I have my notions when it comes to a relationship (not set in stone, mind) also because , men are jerks and basically you need to EXTREMELY expert, well versed, knowledgeable, considerate man to do this, Oh yeah Fuck all that about Two girls, I'm NEVER going to be down with that because simply put: Women Gross me the fuck out, yup, not never all that mind bs that men play on women forever to make it acceptable to touch/kiss/fuck another chick while drunk , went straight over my head, no ma'am, not never (It might have to do with an older chick forcing herself on me to kiss me while on my early teens ...ughhhhhhhhhhhh. The point is I'd only be down for a MMF and only with the best, if casual deal.

My reservation comes from the practicalities of doing this, I've thought my little fantasy through and through (and I'm NOT even touching the FFM crap cause that a simpleminded man-notion that two women should service him... whycome, sometimes you can deal with one vagina, now you want two that you can't satisfy???):

If it happens when you are coupled up you could be opening a whole Pandora's box of jealousy issues, insecurities etc etc

If it happens when you are sloshed, and picking up sexy stranger in the bar, you don't know the sexual history, you wont remember and again guys are assholes, don't put it past them to do some untoward shit like DP or ball gag and stuff. So you gotta be somewhat if not a lot cognizant of what you doing

On the flip side I've known of a lot of solid coupled up people that love each other but have room for this kink of theirs (let's NEVER EVER refer to such couples in this Blog as "living The Lifestyle" we are not in the 70s nor is everyone in their 40s fat and from the Midwest, so let's NOT), of course good communication would be key to being able to pursue this right and to enjoy it more than once as well as to be clear on the rules of engagement (In my case it'll probably be: no kissing, no friends, a thorough pre-meeting, condoms, no drugs, no bullshit, a good person in bed, and a reasonably good looking man that keeps in shape).

Another qualm comes from the fact that most men that have propositioned me this (all other conditions being equal and having that elusive fun, companionable F-buddy) is that I KNOW I'm gonna have to pay back with that FFM thing, Mama CANNOT do that ughh.

So that has been offered to me before (the possibility of making this happen) but things didn't properly fall into place, NOW I'm getting the offer no strings attached in a rather promising relationship.... which has lead to further discussions as to how would that affect the whole thing or IF it would affect the whole thing, Ive been assured and re-assured that this would not pose a problem but for now a good compromise to dabble into it has been:

Maybe let's go to a swinger's club to watch....and play with extra toys and movies for the visual...... Of Course I'm reporting on this if I go so let's see what happens

So what do you all think, should one go the "Casual Relationship/stranger pick up route" (for spontaneity's sake) or a well thought out/couple's exploration thing??, what is your personal take on threesomes? Pro?/Con?

This One is for the Men

2008-01-25T15:18:00.000-06:00

Hi Boys:

Ok in talking to some e-peeps online today I realized, Well, Shit Men need to hear this, so Welcome to:

"A whole bunch of sexual pet peeves your girl/boi of choice won't tell you but Q will do you a favor and help you out"

1. Not giving head or doing that for a short period of time, or acting like your licking a bowl of old milk: Sex is not a pride race so you gents, BETTER start doing away with those old outdated notions of sexuality, and you like head, right? then why the fuck wouldn't you properly reciprocate?? with as much time, delight and enthusiasm as you would like employed on yourself? . Please KNOW And BELIEVE those are grounds for dumping people in this date and age, any model (male or female ) who can't deliver this, a most basic staple of foreplay will/can/and rightfully SHOULD get shit-canned without so much as a call back.

2. Grooming: Listen I will repeat this; TRIM THAT SHIT! Is extremely important if you want to get the best BJ you are going to get to actually Keep your situation closely cropped or something, also be very meticulous about keeping it clean and fresh don't play yourself, You hate hair on your teeth and so do we. Non-circumcised guys, this goes double for you! pull your stuff back and clean it and clean it again when you pee!. also cologne is nice, tasting it all over your body is not... moderation gents, MODERATION.

3. About the "head Pushing" thing: listen, I love and adore that and advocate for it but this bullshit where you just pound and push hard is NOT cute, try this for me, try to stick a whole regular sized banana down your throat FORCIBLY AND QUICKLY!, let me know how it goes... you almost choked or vomited non??. O.K then why do that to us? Unless we sat down and agreed to break the whole gag reflex barrier OR you got a vomit fetish, that shit ain't cool, be considerate.

4.PORNO KISS: UGHH UGHH UGHHH listen a little tongue play now and again is cool... but this is by NO means, how a real man should kiss, stop watching pornos for your life clues, please, watch it for fun, for sex but not for how to make a woman hot. Which brings me to my next point......

5. That stupid ass "pussy patting" maneuver: ARRRRRHTGGHHGSDHGHSDGHDSGHDSGHAS I swear to God There is ABSOLUTELY nothing (not even tiny dicks) that makes me stop the festivities but this sordid shit, you all know what I'm talking about that rancid , lame pat, pat , pat on the top of your mound... you are NOT PUTTING OUT A FIRE!!! (actually you are, my desire), that is ridiculous unsexy and I blame porn for the misconception that this is hot, you couldn't actually PAY ME to fake a fake moan while doing that shit... EVER.

6. Giving titty twisters, or yanking tits all hard: SERIOUSLY?? do I even have to explain this, would you like your Penis Yanked and twisted..... (some freaks might be into that but the other 99% of you) ..... Ok then think this is a person's SOFT body part attached to their bodies and their nerve endings... you can go slightly harder or whatever as the foreplay wears on but i will repeat.... THAT IS NOT COOL , Or sexy, or moistening

5: Taking offense to the notion of lube or suggestions: Listen up boys, you aren't mind readers and we are not the same girl you last slept with, don't take it as an affront on your masculinity when a suggestion is giving, we are trying NOT to fake it. Also lube is needed in them Marathon sessions, or when you don't want to properly service us with foreplay in the mornings or when you are on the pill or when you are very old and lacking in estrogen or undergoing other shit... shit simply when you are stressed!, so Get WITH THE PROGRAM

and one last bit of advice

6.Masturbate less or with a variety of grips: because you know what? the grip of death DESENSITIZES you , makes our work harder in every way shape and form so either give it a break or grab hold of your dick with a variety of pressure

On Videotape

2008-01-16T09:50:00.000-06:00

Today I feel like talking about Videotaping oneself, I've been doing it the past few and it's been all sorts of fun to revisit and whatnot, BUT that's not for everyone, justifiably so because:

First of all there are MANY a unscrupulous rancid bastard out there that don't deserve to be called men and who simply see nothing wrong with doing something like that without their partner's consent (ask!!!, you'd be surprised who says yes to be taped)

Second of all there are too many EVIL POS men too that would go forth and put that out there on the internet without your consent (again, really ask there are tons of chicks out there that do not mind this extra step and great websites to watch and be watched, such as, Red Clouds, Watcher's Web, Voyeurweb and True Voyeur). This then implies that there has GOT to be a certain degree of respect, gentlemanliness whatever you want to call it in order to do this THE RIGHT WAY, even in a casual relationship setting, the trick is to be able to sleep with yourself at nights. and I do put the Onus of this on guys, be a freak but be decent!

and Last, there are chickies out there concerned with the wrong thing: Ladies This is not an opportunity to criticize your body shape or any such stupid shit, if you are doing this you better get on a confidence trip, I mean the dude(or chick, or couple) considers you hot enough to be fuckable on camera!! then get with the program!, stop the bashfulness, and think of how hot you WILL look on camera, cause you will, your satisfied expression living on forever!. If anything take this opportunity to find out what you like, how you like it, what position REALLY works on you, on a cooler head review how hot these things make you and what you'd like to try next.

Take control of your experience with this, girls!, for me it works that its on my computer cam, I don't particularly share it with anyone (yet) except the "affected" party, and my girlfriend don't count cause that was instructional. I get to keep it safely on an external drive and peruse at leisure. If you agree to do it, agree to it on your own terms and conditions!.....

... And put the HELL of a show, this has helped me see (and of course then my bitch ass friend has to critique this mess):

that I'm Louder than I thought it was

That's I'm FUCKING BEAUTIFUL when I Come (and I've been told it many many times and yet did not believe)

That exercise is paying off (oh please believe I PLAN on telling you all later about taking care of yourselves, in and out)

That leather couches are not the best place for sex (more than a little bit of sweat)

That it feels good to put the effort in bed AND receive the same in return

That men got the funnest faces when the going is good

That I smile A LOT when I'm doing my thing

That I'll need another thing to store this stuff in

That Anal vibrating plugs work REALLY WELL on men that are getting head

A'ight hit me up, and Ladies get your Porn Princess on! (only pick an outstanding guy to do so or keep the tapes yourselves!)

Semen Rant!

2008-01-08T11:28:00.000-06:00

I cannot stop laughing about this today (This does not reflect Q's personal views)

The one about oral sex

2008-01-01T20:35:00.000-06:00

So I am going to hell for showing a friend a private video, but really it was to illustrate a point to her: A point about servicing and loving a dick

Then I was struck by shock that this woman OLDER than me is not hip to game, didn't know how/what to do and was patently marveling about simple things like showing enthusiasm not quitting ASAP or anything of the sort... I mean COME ON!!!! IS DICK!!! not self-contained evil!

So I'm gonna start with something super duper basic:

Ladies, bois.... start by sucking the third leg of a man/boy you like: This is a basic because, um: If you don't like the person, you gonna sit there TRYING TO GET IT OVER WITH, instead of taking this as a unique opportunity to show them a good ride, and give and receive pleasure (Oh yeah you either gotta like it... or, LOVE IT!)

Also while I'm on step one: Gents TRIM THAT SHIT! and keep it clean completely clean ALL the time, you never know when the opportunity will arise, nor do you want the girl or gay in question to swear off of your goods forever over uncleanliness. Now as for the level of trimmage its up to the individual but I'll say this... If I wanted to floss my teeth, I'd have used real dental floss, so that is that.

Commit to it: That siddity ass sad limp timid licking IS NOT da bidness ya'll, don't ever ever ever let me catch not one of you all giving or even passively receiving a BJ that stays on that speed; you see, a few licks are cool to start with, be lady-like and shit...This, however is NOT a way to conduct serious business in bed, trust me on that, you need to wrap your lips around that , pack it sealed tight and suck, suck suck with all your might, giving head is 50% the enthusiasm you show and the passion you give to it, so grab on to that bad boy and act like an uncouth nigga at a buffet!

The balls are people too: Ok this is why I demand cleanliness, cause I'm gonna play with those too!, so make sure to apply as much lube as you'll need and start with little tugs, some guys like it harder and you'll know by the reaction to this action (guys speak up on this). Sometimes is good to remember if your guy likes this when they are hitting it from the back... just go for it, tug!

(At this juncture it would be good to highlight that you guys gotta give feedback, it's important to get something out of ya'll, some of those "I don't give head" chicks, actually need the encouragement, they need to be put in a position to where they KNOW they are providing you with pleasure... we can't constantly be checking to see if your toes are in a weird position so mumble, moan, say something....Personally I'm quite partial to having my head grabbed and pushed down, but some chicks don't be liking that stuff so watch out now!)

Fancy Fingerwork: Ok don't just be propping on your elbow, I'm sorry ya'll those hands gotta go on extra overtime, salivate on them, or lube em up, but when you are working the head, the one hand should be working the shaft, when you are working the balls and the ass and taint (for you adventurers) those hands should be weaved together like a basket and going on the shaft, if you are trying to swallow the whole thing, then certainly see the level of tolerance for some ass exploration, you gotta see what is gonna work for you!

No dryness, please: You gotta maintain the situation lubed up at all times... alFREAKINGways!

Eye contact: Listen up, before you start.. APPRECIATE that bad boy, take it all in, commend that hard-on, and throughout the whole thing, every so often, while you are doing what you're doing, look him straight in the eye and maintain that eye contact (I'm rude so I'll ask if he likes what's going on at the moment)

About the ass:
I'd almost break that out as a surprise, most guys won't ask for that, not never, their assbackwardness wont allow them to embrace every side of their sexuality but I tell you from experience THEY LOVE THAT SHIT, they squirm a bit at first but they sit their moaning and what have you not so don't let that tough exterior fool you, go for it if the ass is clean

Making the fun last: Unless I get the whole "head-pushing" signal I'm gonna make it last, I'm gonna do other little things, detour, take my time getting there, kissing sucking, licking and biting... Real Talk!, I see nothing wrong with pushing a man to the brink going nuts sucking that dick and then move on to nibbling on his inner thigh or waste some time following the happy trail on the way up, why not? is sex not science class

*sigh* Now I need me some of that....anyways, partner If I missed something P.S it, readers you too! comment on your favorite tips and tricks

XXXmas

2007-12-30T11:12:00.000-06:00

So this is what Santa got this Bad girl for XXXmas after the real one went all sorts of bad and rancid.

Both me and Santa agreed my "goodies drawer" needed some extra stuff since I had done away with a lot of things upon moving... well It's not empty any more!

Oh so we got to be more precise (introducing):
A bullet (the pretty pink one)
More Lube
An Anal plug/vibrator the little red one)
and Graduated silicone anal beads with a little safety handle
And the MOST fabulous tasting stuff on earth Kamasutra's Strawberry Delight pack (men, ya'll need to get us stuff like this, make a damned mess on the ugly sheets, who cares!!)... the lotion, the oil and the honey dust infused with Strawberry, with a little duster feather, not only does the stuff make your skin ever so soft BUT it's all edible... Taste-like-candy edible!

YESSS! all good, and it all made its taped debut! (Sometimes I feel shamed about my dirty ways... but that's never when I'm getting these sort of gifts or my weekend fun, or when I'm having some hot action, or even when I go visit my mom and I'm so rested and flushed and relaxed... is mostly when I'm at a social gathering and folk ask how am I doing, and I REALLY wanna tell them)

We are planning on going back for a neat little bondage set, a paddle and some black leathery/latexy skirt number with only studs holding it together from the sides

Sang It Sister!

2007-12-25T12:48:00.000-06:00

A Nice Little Song for Y'all

2007-12-24T17:57:00.000-06:00

Being that today is Christmas Eve, I've decided to put a new twist on an old classic. Ladies and Gentlemen (and everyone in between), my version of "Santa Baby"!

Santa Baby, slip a porno under the tree for me
I've been a freaky good girl, Santa Baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Baby, a Clit Kisser is just right for me
Such glee!
I'll take an Ass Sucker, too, Santa Baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the dick I missed
All the times my pussy got no kiss
Next year I don't think that I could do it again
So this time won't you be a dear old friend and...

Santa Baby, I'd like a bra that's 34 B
And please
Could there be lace on the thong, Santa Baby?
Just hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Papi, a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit just ain't my shitck
So I'll take a nice leather whip, Santa Baby
So come on down my chimney tonight

Santa Cutie, I'd like a shield for nipples that's been pierced
To look fierce
And maybe a clamp or two, Santa Baby
So squeeze on down my chimney tonight

My Christmas tree don't need a trim
But I'd love a clit ring with di-a-minds *snorts*
A Liberator ramp so you can face
What's waiting for you by the fireplace

Oh! Santa, sweetie!
Forgot to mention one thing
A ring
Preferably attached to a cock, Santa Baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Cum on down the chimney tonight....
*winks*

WANT!!

2007-12-19T20:44:00.000-06:00

The Ass Sucker is a remote control, electronic rimming device on an adhesive butterfly pad. This new product provides hot and kinky, tireless rimming action. The Ass Sucker gives the simulated effect of a thousand little tongues licking, tickling, and teasing your anus all at once.

The stimulating current allows you to reach an anal orgasm quickly. If you choose the intense sucking option, blood will travel to the “rosebud”* and cause it to swell, growing large and stiff. This can work well for anal-sex training.

The Ass Sucker is extremely fun and very easy to use.

• Place the adhesive butterfly-designed pad between the butt-cheeks.
• Connect the butterfly pad to the pulse device.

This product operates with a mini-remote control. This makes operation very easy. For bonus kinky fun, let your partner operate the remote, and give them control of your anal stimulation. The remote control is compact and feather-weight, easily being concealed in a pocket, or even the palm of the hand. The Ass Sucker can be worn under the clothes comfortably making public play possible and fun. The manufacturer states that the remote control has a range of 1 meter, but our in-house testing showed that the range is actually up to 25 feet (over 7 meters).

The butterfly pad is 4.5” across, and 3” wide. The electronic pulse device has a 2” diameter.

The Ass Sucker has 8 intensity levels from gentle to hard. The pulse is 1-100 Hz.

2 button cell batteries and operating instructions are included.

*** Hz is the SI (International System of Units) symbol for “hertz”. One hertz means “one per second”. 100 Hz means one hundred per second. ***

*Y'all don't wanna know what a "rosebud" is. TRUST ME!

Available at JT's Stockroom

Porno Rant

2007-12-19T15:45:00.000-06:00

How do, y'all! I think I'ma have to make this into a category of its own cause goodness knows there's enough shit to rant about in the porn world. This here rant is about "Lesbian" porn.

First of all, the shit ain't Lesbian, dammit! Call it what it is: Gay-for-Pay or Cooch-for-Loot or whatever.

Pet Peeve #1 - The nails

Have you SEEN the nails on these chicks?!? Shits be lookin' like Coko's from SWV
or Sister Patterson's from "I Love New York"!

All the Lesbian and Bisexual women I know will tell you that ain't no way in hayle anyone is sticking fingers in the pussay with THOSE thangs attached to them! Do you know what that would do to our insides? *shudders* Not to mention you probably won't be able to get the nanni aroma from under your nails for weeks! We (except for those who have wishes for infection and cuts) prefer women with trimmed down to non-existant fingernails. Not talons or claws!

Pet Peeve #2 - All the cutesy-wutseyness

Urm...Lesbian sex isn't any more soft and sweet than regular sex. The barely-there kisses, touches and licks just don't do it for me. It kills me when one of the females has an "orgasm" from someone licking their damn pubic area. You're supposed to be licking the clit! *bangs head on keyboard*

Pet Peeve #3 - All the agression

Ok, so just like how all Lesbian sex isn't all soft and whatnot, it's not all whips, chains, gagging, and domination either! Yes, some of (if not most of) us have toys and shit in the closet/drawers BUT we are NOT waiting for females in a bed full of feathers and we are NOT waiting to stuff a mega-huge dildo up another chick's orifices while calling them a bitch and making them gag on a strap-on.

Pet Peeve #4 - Dildos

ALWAYS a damn dildo. *sighs* See? That is how I KNOW "Lesbian" porn is made for males. Y'all need something to connect with so the video must have dildos so you can imagine yourself plunging into the pus'e. OR you just like seeing chicks pummeled and plunged. I get that but damn! If you need all that and can't get off purely on chicks licking each other then you need to go back to skraight-up Hetero porn.

Pet Peeve #5 - All Femmes

Once again, I realize that this genre is pretty much for the males but would it KILL y'all to have a few studs up in the joint?

Well, I guess it would but then again, if y'all can watch a guy who looks like a guy and who y'all KNOW is a guy fuck a girl then why can't y'all watch a girl that looks like a guy but you KNOW is a girl fuck another girl? Come on, now! Y'all know Studs/Butches exist. Hell, one just might be your best friend so what's so damn wrong with seeing a chick without ten pounds of make-up and stilletos on giving it to another chick that's a Femme?

Pet Peeve #6 - Men entering the scene

*sighs* Just...see PP #4.

I think I have a few more but I'm kinda tapped out right now. Maybe I should go view some more "Lesbian" porn so I can find some more peeves. See what I have to do to provide y'all with info?

P.S (Q says): OMG GIIIRRRRLL! you are right, true for reals, lesbian porn its NOT about this or looking pretty or gratifying for men!!

Is sort of insulting enough that a good chunk of the talent in "gay" porn is actually straight guys... mess!

Love by the Dashboard Lights

2007-12-16T21:04:00.000-06:00

Yep, I saw The Bully's comment, too. (d) I haven't been on it that much because of some good and bad things going on in my life (none of which have to do with sex so it won't be posted here).

Um...public sex...lessee here...

Ah! Miss. Q layed out most of the tips and I have very little to add except the following:

Doing it in a vehicle in broad daylight is doable as long as you remember one thing...Reverse Cowgirl/Cowboy is your friend! Seriously, learn how to master the technique and how to get off without bouncing all around the place. I would suggest a nice slow grind with a clit massage to help get her off and a few strokes to please him. Why do I suggest this position? Well, it's probably the best way to subtly go about penetration. All it takes is a downed zipper and a raised skirt (or lowered pants) and there ya go! A good excuse as to why you're sitting on top of your partner and gripping the wheel is that he or she was simply teaching you how to drive. Well...that's the one I would've used. *winks*

Oh, and speaking of strokes, if you're trying to get off in public I would suggest a mutual masterbation session beforehand (no pun intended). The purpose of this is to watch your partner masterbate and learn what gets them off so everyone can get what they want. Sometimes all you need is an "O", no matter how it's achieved.

Oral Sex

For straight women/Gay and Bi men - I guess my tip would be to try to work the head while bobbing as little as possible. Instead of taking the whole shaft into the mouth, focus on sucking and licking on and around the head. There's also a very sensitive part on the underside of the head that responds well to gentle licking (the line that runs from the underside of the head to the balls). You hands should be kept busy working the shaft with a twisting/up and down motion (PLEASE use LOTS of lube for this!). The key is to get the man off using the LEAST amount of detectable motion.

For the straight men and Lesbian/Bi women out there, um...damn, I don't really know what to say! lol I'm so used to receiving in the car that I'm not sure there's much I can tell y'all. Um...once again, the name of the game is "undetectable motion" so I would suggest that the giver lean over to the receiver's side and take care of business from there. I know that there are a lot of y'all out there who focus on sticking your tongue as deep in the nani as it can go but for this position you will NEED to focus on the clit. Unless of course, you can fit your ass down into the tiny space between the front of the car and the seat without her legs being over her head.

That's what I thought.

The receiver needs to slouch down in the seat, open her legs a bit and pull her mons pubis (the fleshy part that y'all always want to be shaved lol) and clitoral hood up enough so her clit is accessible then go for what you know!

I guess the last tips I would give are practice safe sex (lubricated condoms, flavored condoms and dental dam), have cleansing wipes and Febreeze nearby, practice your excuses to perfection and learn how to keep a straight face.

Now go ahead and tell that sexy ass man or woman to shut the fuck up and drive!

Foot fetish: Male territory only??

2007-12-16T05:37:00.000-06:00

I was wondering about this the other day, that whycome I hardly ever hear of chicks into foot fetish but I think that it makes sense it would be a male only (or mostly) pursuit because let's face it: We got prettier equipment all around!

And with the exception of ONE girlfriend of mine that had a thing for what she called "guys with Flinstones Feet"... and it REALLY was a thing, once or twice she listed that as the reason why she terminated a budding romance ("Oh his feet were NOT right for me at all"), and that's pretty much why she married a virtual stranger, yeah...

..but without counting her I've never met many women INTO feet or toes, not even my lesbians. In contrast to almost every guy I've dated which have developed/or came with a mild/strong foot fetish and by that I mean EVERYTHING, this encompassing:

Toes

Pedicured feet

Painting my nails

Foot arches and soles, dirty and NOT (Holla! once I got birthday money for letting a dude take pictures of my feet and my arches and my soles, they are online somewhere)

Wearing high heels

Massaging my feet or wanting my feet to "massage" something else

(This one is gross I warn you!) Stomping on them, or small animals or NOT so small animals with or without shoes... I know groddy!

Toe sucking and licking for no damned reason

Well I'm not gonna lie: Have I sucked some toe?... once or twice, did I mind it? no, would I do it again? On men with ok/pretty feet (yeah you all can take care of them dogs!), do I like it when it happens to me? DAMNED STRAIGHT I DO!

and honestly, for the stuff in the realm of kink and fetishes I will cherish any damned day a man that worships my feet, will massage them and will spend the money getting them up to the part (which I do for myself ANYWAYS) than ... say.. the dude that is into necrophilia, or animals or some other REALLY fucked up shit... I believe Dan Savage calls that the Law of Kink, it goes something like this: for each Vanilla But Willing partner that you badger into having ONLY the kinky sex you like and you don't give the regular stuff back you end up married and miserable and with kids with a frigid NASTY evil person, conversely as a "vanilla" person for every bitchy comment, grossed out demeanor, unwillingness to deal with a very loving but mildly kinky foot fetishist or sub/dom guy or girl, you could be liable to end up married to the lying ass pedo that enjoys scat and piss play (I SEE YOU R. KELLY!!)

Any ladies into feet holler in the comment section!

Hmmpp Why is the Bully pressuring us??!!!

2007-12-16T05:12:00.000-06:00

Well, well, why I was going through the comments section as I was getting ready to get my blog on and then I see that a certain pesky man-reader *coughTHEBULLYcough* just had to get on some "ya'll aint updating no mo??"

and I WAS coming to update but my topic shall wait as we open up the floor regarding: Public sex and Voyeurism:

And do not play coy, if you watch porn you are practically there as far as voyeurism goes, I myself like to be watched just fine (last time it happened some dude plain old stopped walking his dog and just planted himself right by the window to watch the best B.J. on earth take place, I waved at him too yt got mad flustered! WOOT!)

Some of ya'll though are more of the "the thrill of getting caught up on a public place" type of people, personally that is NOT why I do it, since I've been caught... police caught... mess! :(, I think the po-po was enjoying himself too much though... Some of us are into public places because of a personal quest of never saying no when the inspiration just hits so my tips for that would go as follow:

*PLEASE try to make it so that children don't see you: Its such a downer to tarnish their little brains

*Shitty afternoon movies are POPPIN places

*The beach at daylight is do-able as long as the one who makes faces is NOT facing the people... and shit, be discrete while riding that pony!

*However if you are more of a "laying in the beach" type I highly recommend baby wipes and the best blanket ever cause it IS NOT the business to get grains of sand in your lady bits, although sea-salt marinated peen IS delicious

*Another favorite of mine, the nude beach, I mean you are halfway done as far as the dress code and the boner etiquette goes

*Dark crappy clubs work well as well AND them dark corners are very good for watchers

*BUT I think that watchers need to get their simple asses to a fetish party and call it a day, is just easier and no one really minds you staring at them

*Pools... meh! more stability but I don't enjoy my men chlorinated

*Public bathrooms: ONLY if you are drunk (those places smell unfortunate and realistically speaking you can't work it well...I should know)

*Churches (well what their parking lots after dark are quite empty)

*parking lots ***sigh**** Only if they are not exactly well-lit... no ya'll seriously is no fun when the light shines down on you and there is NOT way you can even explain why you are NAKED

OH also those movie-watching booths in adult stores have been called to my attention as good places to get it on AND watch some mess (I, saintly Miss lil Old Me wouldn't even know about that)

*Also parks and public squares and dressing rooms and the shitty books section in the library and 24 hours laundromats, but I didn't have to tell you all that, right?? we all were horny teens at some point in time.

The end result is also that my ass is definitely exhibitionist (as if you couldnt figure that out)

Are you happy now Bully!!!??

Assplay!

2007-11-26T09:26:00.000-06:00

So yeah I guess for some folk that's the ultimate frontier but I gotta be frank here folk I've been partaking (or has it been my ass?) on some of this delicious stuff more so of late than ever before, and contrary to old rules of etiquette that dictated that you had to ask first , um nonesuch dudes just very easily have shifted licking the kitty kat and just straight moved for it... into decently long amounts of time, why??? beats me (I guess that is like how for a while trying anal sex or bj where all the rage or how daringly low could you go etc etc... only now is some serious rimming and a finger or two in and out for added bonus while still working the pussy)... and let me tell you, done right the stuff is glorious, on the right guy one even feels like reciprocating, or maybe blessing them with even more of their allowed 30 mins of head, who knows!??

And dont knock it until you try it (or it gets up on you like that) there is something simply animalistic about a dude just forcefully turning your run of the mill 69 into 73 different kinds of surprises!, an even nicer selfish aspect is the fact that oftentimes, they are not even expecting reciprocation of their dedicated attention they just want you to damned near break down into tears crying out because those direct stimulation orgasms are the bomb

Anyways do swing by and give me your thoughts of giving and receiving some ass play action (and NOOO it doesn't necessarily always got to lead into anal sex....)

Dammit!

2007-11-22T00:43:00.001-06:00

Ok, remember when I said that I would use this blog to regale readers with tales of my sexual experience, no matter how fucked-up and/or embarassing they may be? Yeah...I didn't think I'd have to look back no farther than last week for one such tale.

I was over a Dealer's (aka Dick Dealer or Pussy Dealer bka fuck buddy) house on Saturday night and after doing our thangdathang and falling asleep, we decided to get up and go again. Yay, right? *sighs* We spent about a good half an hour just caressing each other (with him constantly telling me how good my body felt to him) and then we decided to get down to it. Now...one of the many things I have in common with my blogmate is that I like to be submissive. I'm usually VERY dominate (which is what drew this particular Dealer to me) so I don't really get to explore that other side. However, I told dude that night that I was demanding him to dominate me.

I walked out of the room and came back with the sash of my robe in my hands. I loosely (LOOSELY) tied it around my neck and handed it to him, kinda like a leash. I then got down on all fours on the edge of the bed and he proceed to beat my ish UP! I'm talkin' that shit was so good I was about to claw through the bed. And then it happened...

I REALLY had to pee. I mean REALLY. Not squirt. PEE. I ran to the bathroom and emptied as fast as I could but...it wasn't fast enough. *slams head on keyboard* No one was really mad about the sitchyation and since my jaws were damn tired (dude was kinda on porn star status with his peen), I wasn't in too much of a rush to get him back on hard. We just said, "Fuck it" and played around until we fell asleep.

Moral of the story: PLEASE go pee when you first feel you have to! Not only will it lessen your chance of some shit like the above happening, it will lessen your chance of contracting a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection), which is definitely not something you want to have.

Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving weekend! Have fun getting your feathers plucked! *winks*

Kinky thoughts

2007-11-18T17:34:00.000-06:00

So I've been dabbling into some shit that has been on my "to try" list for a minute what do you ask?: Things such as rough-er sex and some dominant-submissive stuff.

Yeah, whatevs I don't care what you think

So the only thing is that the side pieces are just not catching on with the program too properly but this delicious tidbit fell sort of in my way, a strange British dude willing to teach.... A PROFESSIONAL MASTER (yeah that'll teach me to be in the adult store eyeing the latex clothes all lovingly!)

I don't know if I'm going to take this one full force but I've been reading up on it a lot, this guy was testing me out (and the accent??? Instant Panty dropper), and it was turning my crank.

This whole thing is something I've been working towards little by little but I'm sort of tired of having to guide dudes by the hand towards what I need in bed and see their shocked faces followed by the half-assery. Why I want it rough?, cause I'm tired of guys acting like I'm a delicate flower, why I want to be submitted a little(lot) bit? Because I'm so in control and tightly wound on my every day for real life, why take it a bit further? Because I keep going back in my mind to those times when I've been so completely dominated and treated like I can handle it.

Yeah so I've been told that an "orientation" will be set up for me in the near future,the when and the where will simply be provided little by little

on to foreplay

2007-11-04T14:36:00.000-06:00

(and I think this is the last post I'll be regimented upon, past this I'm fixing to talk some ignorance and about what works for me and what doesn't' watch out for salad tossing!)

I think men GREATLY under value the importance of a good, proper foreplay session, then they wonder why they got a dry kitty!. Listen I'm not above some "wham-bam-push me against the wall and thank me later" but lets be honest, for a woman 80% of the times is about what you did before the actual doing, so gents, don't play yourself, and also why would you want to sell yourself short on your sexual experience by being a stingy lover acting like your parents are going to come and catch you any minute??!?!. You are grown!, get your grown man on ! learn to touch a woman, learn to be touched, let go of the death grip on your penis so you can enjoy some other parts of your anatomy being teased and touched!, so:

Learn to be good kissers: no slobbery, not just opening a gaping maw and having a slippery tongue come out, That isn't cute or sexy, and we know what happened to the poor Frenchman who tried that on me (he got kicked out without a second chance at life!). Nibble the lips, take your time, swallow your own saliva, and PLEASE get some minty fresh breath, if circumstances don't allow for this then pray to God that you are a makeout master so that this is a non-issue. If you don't know how you are faring in this are rather than me look at you with utter comtempt I'm going to recommend that you get a good honest friend/buddy/ hook up of the opposite sex to practice with and give you the unvarnished truth (this could be fun, keep an open receptive mind, and mouth)

Why this skill is important: DUH! is such an intimate sexy act, and personally for me if a guy can kiss me well, continually and intensely I need NOTHING else, further more I could be doing dishes and if a significant other can squeeze some kissing in regular basis I could honestly keep my hands and my thoughts on the prize

what you are going to do: Practice practice practice, If you are single , have some fun with it, if you are committed don't let A DAY go by that you don't set aside five minutes and put that mack on your boy or your girl, after that monster kiss you carry the fuck on like you didn't do anything special!, let them marinate on that.

Handle with care: Breast ya'll ! Who told some of you that we wanted titty twisters???, or a firm clamp?? (not right off the bat anyways!), suck on that bad boy as thought you were getting your breast milk, know that a nipple WILL be sensitive as HELL after 5 minutes of prodding and that there is another breast.

Why this skill is important: know that doing this correctly WILL pay off, if you can do it while hitting that in good old missionary, folk like me will write you a nice check at the end of the night!. Ladies, gays some men like their nipples played with, ask, don't be lazy!

Homework: play with some nipples and titties, don't assume you are the bomb in bed ask for some damned feedback to make sure that what you are doing feels good!

All the nooks and crannies: every body part is important, take your time to get to know your partner that way, I'm partial to kissing and licking from the earlobe on down, I've been know to travel the path all the way down to the back of someone's knees and back up, have fun with it!! go nuts, nibble lick and bite (NOT SO MUCH LEAVE A SLOBBERY TRAIL OF SALIVA) everywhere, the neck the ears the chest the stomach, the thighs, the butt, everything is important, worth knowing and useful to have as a playground

Why?: well DAMN! is the body you are going to put the hurting on, wouldn't you want to know how to manipulate it???

Homework: is fine if you are going to do a quick bang but also please for round two set some time aside to do the body a proper good, sensual exploration, don't skim around, also ask for what you want, if you have a particular inept subject just tell them to sit back and that YOU are going to show them what YOU want done to you so you want them to sit back, enjoy and pay attention!

I'm going to leave it at this because I consider oral sex a SERIOUS subject worth it's own post

My best Foreplay story?: the time I got kissed with only seconds to breathe in- between then I got picked up, placed in my bed and HE (not I) took my clothes off, slowly, with hands and teeth and I proceeded to get smelled, kissed, licked every part you could think off, without even reaching the oral sex part, I was ready by the time he moved on from the breasts... slow torture?, YES! but man that was so great, the first part of the festivities included me being blindfolded and unable to tell where the next blow was going to come from!

Delicious!, so come on and add your two cents

First things first: The safe sex talk

2007-11-02T08:23:00.000-05:00

I'm not even going to start talking about no foreplay yet (I'm Miss thing can edit and add to this post as she might see fit)

People safe sex!.

As a Hetero Black Latina with whorey tendencies (I like men, I like to sleep with them and to turn their crank) and a what have you not, Safe sex is a must, you don't know who the guy you are messing with is messing with,so the very first thing if you've made up your mind that you will get freaky with so and so, is that your resolve to DEMAND and EXPECT safety in sex is NON-MOVABLE and NON NEGOTIABLE, if there is no verifiable test in hand forget about that shit!, I mean it! Leave put on your clothes and LEAVE!

If no condom is produced, make sure YOU have 3 different sizes and extras available, I know you brought a purse, a whore bag, a backpack or a murse, don't play yourself. Is not just pregnancy (Ladies I'm expecting a pill, spermicide, patch SOMETHING from ya'll... standards are set higher because... well shit YOU are going to have to carry the... ahem, results one way or the other)

Gay Boys (especially the young ones), Don't let yourself be played, you are a cute young hot thing with a hot little body, don't let some inconsiderate bastard Bareback you without any further proof of who this person is, wait to do that with someone you can trust after you've got your hands on that test, someone that mildly cares for you or your pleasure wont expose you or himself like that

Ladies, young girls especially!, I'm not advocating leg-crossing here I'm telling you to have a condom with you if you feel woman enough to lay around, the first moment homeboy tries to slick out of it Do please put on your clothes and leave! There is plenty of good dick out there that you don't even have to force the issue of protection on, in fact, those are the best men for the job at hand.

and lastly, Gents: If this even needs to be brought up to you, your ass does NOT need to be trying to have sex, is really that simple , because really, do you know where homegirl/homeboy/tranny of your choice has been??; " But Q, It feels so good" you say?, well then be prepared to show test results and to spend that money OFTEN, Okay?, either that or wait to be in a committed situation.

Also do your research there are such things as dental dams, every sort of condom under the rainbows, pills, shots, patches, finger guards etc etc etc there is no excuse to not have a safe good time!

WHY: the why? should be simple, Do you want AIDS? (or herpes or genital warts?... those are also forever), Do you want to procreate with that dumb drunk jock with no brains but a tasty body?? (I didn't think so either), Do you want a baby mama??. Ok rest my case

Listen, I know that we all are going to stumble and fuck up but that is still no excuse to NOT try every single time to do the right thing for yourself or for someone else.

Much love!!!, and do swing by and tell me your REAL thoughts on safe sex, the horror stories and how are you navigating that issue in your sex life

P.S: CHANGE THOSE CONDOMS IF YOU ARE GOING FROM ANAL SEX TO VAGINAL SEX!!! I REPEAT: CONDOMS USED FOR ANAL SEX DO NOT GET TO TRAVEL BACK TO A VAGINA! (if I gotta tell this to one more man or explain to another dumb bitch that this is how not-so-good girls get yeast infections I am going to just quit this shit!!)

IL Sensual Bi sez: P.P.S - Ladies and gents, PLEASE stock up on the flavored condoms! I know you don't wanna explain how you got a perpetual sore throat from contracting an STD. Yes, it does happen.

Always Cummin' Second, I See...

2007-11-01T23:15:00.001-05:00

A big "How do?" to everyone!

I am the other half of this delicioso duo, the IL Sensual Bi. Just to give you a lil bit on me: I'm a sexually aware (and LOVIN' IT) woman from Chicago, not quite in my mid-20's but definitely past 21. I'm not your usual Bisexual, mixed chick, woman...hell, not your usual anything which should make for some pretty interesting posts.

While I do plan to cover topics such as safe sex, sexual techniques, porn, and all the other usual things you expect to find on a sex blog, I plan to pour a little sociology into the mix. Sex is not just what you do, where you do it and who you do it with. Society and culture play a huge part in the world of sex (and the sex of the world) and if you keep coming here, you just may find that, in addition to wondering how you're going to please that person laying next to you, you'll also find out why you want to beyond the obvious reasons.

I also plan to post some of the more...interesting experiences that I've had over the years sexually with both males and females. No, not at the same time! Well...not all the time. Heh.

Don't worry...NO REAL NAMES WILL BE USED on this blog. We're not interested in posting any super juicy (read: exploitative) Superhead-esque, we-name-names tales but who knows? She might find some new inspiration on here. Or at least a good read.

So...if you're ready to jump into the sexual (and sometimes devious, in a good way) minds of two "minorities in a minority of a minority", read on.

Ok I go first

2007-11-01T10:51:00.000-05:00

This is just a tasty collaboration between and my friend-girl, we just talk too much, and are intensely interested in sex.

I firmly believe everyone should try to enjoy their sex life, whatever their orientation, kink or background... It just makes for happier people, however I also think some folks need the truth (because she might be faking it), the education (cause teeth there HURT him), and the tricks (cause vanilla isn't always a fun sex flavoring).

About moi? I'm no expert, I love it, live it and safely enjoy sex as much as I can, why? cause I can, and anyone that doesn't like that can go ahead and kick rocks!, your outdated notions of sex, female sexuality, etc simply do nothing for me.

I don't think I'll be talking too much about the "relationship" aspect of it all (as this just isn't the spot), more about giving bad ideas, techniques, fun info, and random trivia, health info etc

...so, enjoy, come say hi, bug out